Our pizza

[Juliebeth]

Okay so if we were to all go into Pizza Pizza and order together, our order would be:
A party size pizza with stuffed whole wheat crust. Extra cheese with red pepper, spicy applewood sausage, mushrooms, grilled BBQ chicken, pork sausage, pepperoni, onion, artichoke hearts, bacon, ham, black olives, anchovies, pineapples and haggis. With nacho cheese dip. OK everyone DIG IN!!!:hehee

[Wally]

And how much per topping? :hehee

[Daniel1210]

There are certainly some pizza abominations on that. Artichole hearts? Haggis, on a pizza? That's grounds for deportation.

My mother was Italian and my father was Irish. (Americans, I'm referring to ethnic backgrounds). I grew up in northern New Jersey. My mother used to send me a couple of blocks away to go pick up pizzas we ordered by phone. The guys there only spoke Italian.

One time my father called and gave them our Irish last name. My mother went bonkers and said, "Don't ever give them a non-Italian name, they'll just give you a pizza pie someone didn't pick up that's been sitting there for awhile!"

The reason I'm telling this story is if those guys would have gotten an order like the one in the OP the person or persons ordering it would have heard some very, very bad words in Italian.