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Raphael
August 11th, 2011, 08:26 AM
Despite all the perks our Congressmen have, they are in desperate need of playground equipment during their recess. I know my charitable brothers and sisters on this site will want to pass the hat quickly to avoid a playground shutdown. Following are the items needed:

Slide (provides practice leading the nation's slide into default)
Swing (develops strength to cast critical swing votes - or maybe just waffle back and forth)
Sandbox (think kitty)
Merry-go-Round (improves self-esteem by creating the illusion of progress)
Chinup bar (for hanging Blame Bush posters)

Cloud Watcher
August 11th, 2011, 09:48 AM
Don't forget the teeter totter and monkey bars.

Raphael
August 11th, 2011, 02:14 PM
They cannot have a teeter totter because that requires two people to work together.

They don't want the monkey bars because if they make it to the center, they may be unable to extricate themselves in time for the next recess.

Wally
August 11th, 2011, 02:16 PM
:lol2 :thumb