What do you do for a living?

[wife]

Pink lemonade flavored beer?

Ok that is just gross in more ways than one

[SonOfThunder]

Painting Contractor

[reborn_anew]

College student, hopefully composing music for videogames or designing better spaces as an architect in the future :-)

[jadeeyes]

I decorate caves for a living. I'm in business with Racheal and Solo and Jade and Wife and a few other gals here.

Yep, and we're here to do you men a favor. This place could use a little tidying up and some remodeling. We need to lighten the place up a little and bring in a calming atmosphere. I propose we do that by painting these walls a lovely robin's egg blue. Now, I'm not so sure any live bouquets will survive, but I think some lovely dried flowers would add to the ambience. The table could use a lovely lace tablecloth and we need some knickknacks. Oh, I have just the thing. I have a beautiful collection of teapots. Now we'll just bring in a lighted curio cabinet and arrange the teapots in there. Then, we'll clean up some of this clutter. We'll have to get rid of those ugly recliners and bring in a few wingback chairs. And really guys, we need to clean all those ashes out of the fireplace and make it the focal point instead of that monstrsity of a tv. I think we should get a much smaller tv, set over there in the corner in a corner unit, and close the doors to hide it when it's not in use. I'll get back to y'all when I've had time to do a few sketches. I really want to tackle that bathroom. I'm gonna see if I can find a charming bidet to go in there.

[jadeeyes]

:doh I almost forgot. We need to paint the bathroom pink. :heh

[wife]

Yep, and we're here to do you men a favor. This place could use a little tidying up and some remodeling. We need to lighten the place up a little and bring in a calming atmosphere. I propose we do that by painting these walls a lovely robin's egg blue. Now, I'm not so sure any live bouquets will survive, but I think some lovely dried flowers would add to the ambience. The table could use a lovely lace tablecloth and we need some knickknacks. Oh, I have just the thing. I have a beautiful collection of teapots. Now we'll just bring in a lighted curio cabinet and arrange the teapots in there. Then, we'll clean up some of this clutter. We'll have to get rid of those ugly recliners and bring in a few wingback chairs. And really guys, we need to clean all those ashes out of the fireplace and make it the focal point instead of that monstrsity of a tv. I think we should get a much smaller tv, set over there in the corner in a corner unit, and close the doors to hide it when it's not in use. I'll get back to y'all when I've had time to do a few sketches. I really want to tackle that bathroom. I'm gonna see if I can find a charming bidet to go in there.

We need candles too.. to get rid of the funky odor... and I say just get rid of the tv and put some calming music. I think it would help the guys de-stress after a hard day at work. A nice fire with a hot tea I am sure would do the trick for these hard working men

[jadeeyes]

We need candles too.. to get rid of the funky odor... and I say just get rid of the tv and put some calming music. I think it would help the guys de-stress after a hard day at work. A nice fire with a hot tea I am sure would do the trick for these hard working men

Yes, and a fountain. It'll be so calmig. With these improvements, the guys can let down their guard and talk about their feelings and read poetry.

[homesick9748]

See!!!I knew our business would be a success. You two have the most darling ideas. Forget Martha Stewart. She's old-school and not prissy enough. Yeah, throw out that old TV--it only shows westerns and sports (totally unnecessary). Those guys are gonna be so thrilled when they've seen what has been done. Plug up your ears, though, gals, if Frodo or Todd start "talking about their feelings"--I've heard this before and it ain't pretty. Also, I think the only poetry they know is limericks.

[frodo82801]

Yes, and a fountain. It'll be so calmig. With these improvements, the guys can let down their guard and talk about their feelings and read poetry.
Poetry?

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Get on outta here
'fore I hit you with a shoe.

[jadeeyes]

Poetry?

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Get on outta here
'fore I hit you with a shoe.

Needs work.