Does Chewing Gum Make You Smarter?

[Sandra17012]

:foot (pretend it's gum and not a foot :lol2)

We already know you're a genius, this only proves it! :hug
:lol2:heh

[Sandra17012]

I wouldn't want to burst your bubble.

Chew bubble gum
And you'll be a smart cookie.

Chew too much 'Baccy?
-You'll talk like a Wookie.

I wesent wat wemawk! :hehee

[kristine]

This sounds too ridiculous to be true...but just in case it is, I may need to return to my gum-chewing days, since I'm officially a senior citizen, and need all the help I can get :lol2

:spew :pound I hear ya there!!!

[EarsToHear]

Eh, you don't need any more gum. :hat :nod

Oh, I beg to differ. :mazy Having my first piece of the day with my second cup of coffee right now. :pizza Join me? :tea

[Raphael]

Little known NT verse:

"When thou chewest gum, and are finished, press thy gum onto a public wall, and attach a tract thereto."

[kristine]

Little known NT verse:

"When thou chewest gum, and are finished, press thy gum onto a public wall, and attach a tract thereto."


:lol2 :thumb

[1humblesheep]

Clearly this is a race issue. I mean, some ppl just don't have the money to go buying gum all the time. Tax the rich! Tax the rich! :hehee I sure hope we don't see a federal mandate for this. :twitch

[eclipse]

I don't know about gum making you smarter but it does, apparently, become art when disposed of in large quantities.

http://www.odditycentral.com/pics/the-seattle-gum-wall-a-sticky-attraction.html

[Wally]

Little known NT verse:

"When thou chewest gum, and are finished, press thy gum onto a public wall, and attach a tract thereto."


Hezekiah 24:3 :thumb

*:hehshame on you if you tried to look it up.

[makeupgirl]

I chew gum for this exact reason. If I need to be alert and sharp, then I'll pop at piece of gum in my mouth. Especially if I'm sleepy.