PDA

View Full Version : UFO Cult predicts end of world: 2008


Pages : [1] 2 3 4

Watchingthesky
January 4th, 2008, 01:22 PM
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Contact: The SubGenius Foundation, Inc. 1-216-320-9528
Fax: (216) 320-9528
stang@subgenius.com

CLEVELAND, Ohio, January 4, 2008: The Church of the SubGenius has announced that the end of the world will take place on Saturday, July 5, 2008. In preparation for the fulfillment of this doomsday prophecy, the Church is requesting that all of its members participate in a bizarre religious ceremony taking place in upstate New York, during the final weekend before the arrival of the apocalypse.

Since its inception in 1953, Church founder J.R. "Bob" Dobbs has predicted that a fleet of flying saucers will arrive at the beginning of July to destroy the worldwide Conspiracy against the Church of the SubGenius, while all ordained SubGenius ministers will be rescued by escape vessels piloted by the Alien Sex Goddesses, also known as the Xists.

Link to article (http://community.livejournal.com/highweirdness/28977.html)

Ummmmm, okay . . .

The saddest thing here is that they are apparently 100,000 members of this cult.

Also, note the name of one of the highest ranking members of the cult: Reverend Mary Magdalen. Interesting that these kind of names are always chosen, isn't it?

God bless.

Biblenuggetlady
January 4th, 2008, 01:26 PM
The saddest thing here is that they are apparently 100,000 members of this cult.

That's ok, July 6th there be a bunch of people needing a new faith...hopefully they'll find Jesus! :)

Anddra
January 4th, 2008, 01:27 PM
Link to article (http://community.livejournal.com/highweirdness/28977.html)

Ummmmm, okay . . .

The saddest thing here is that they are apparently 100,000 members of this cult.

God bless.

Wait till I get my hat... http://www.raptureforums.com/forum/images/smilies/tinfoil2.gif

Tell me they are not serious. :doh

medbiller777
January 4th, 2008, 01:30 PM
all of its members participate in a bizarre religious ceremony taking place in upstate New York, during the final weekend before the arrival of the apocalypse.


Lets pray they are not issuing black nike tennis shoes and Kool-Aid. It is so sad to see so many people succomb to a delusion while they deny the truth.:ohno

Biblecat2
January 4th, 2008, 01:30 PM
They believe they'll be rescued by alien sex goddesses? Sounds like a science fiction comedy.

Hootmon
January 4th, 2008, 01:33 PM
Sounds pretty slack to me...

logosone
January 4th, 2008, 01:35 PM
uh? "SUB" genius say's it all. But more evidence for the The Great Deception.

Lisababy
January 4th, 2008, 01:39 PM
That's ok, July 6th there be a bunch of people needing a new faith...hopefully they'll find Jesus! :)

i hope they find Jesus too, but i'm sure that when it doesn't come true, their leaders will have some convincing story as to why it didn't happen that they will all believe... and the deception will continue.....

sometime soon
January 4th, 2008, 01:51 PM
Wait till I get my hat... http://www.raptureforums.com/forum/images/smilies/tinfoil2.gif

Tell me they are not serious. :doh

found your hat:tinfoil:rolls

Mrgravyard50
January 4th, 2008, 06:59 PM
No No we are just fine. They are comming back to get Romney and take him home!