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frodo82801
January 14th, 2008, 09:04 AM
http://www.humanevents.com/article.php?id=24333
There are apparently tens of millions of people around the world who are convinced global warming is real, and mankind (particularly American mankind) is responsible. Further, they believe utterly catastrophic results are imminent unless we drastically alter our lifestyles -- and soon. These alterations include the things we eat, our transportation, our daily work and leisure habits, and even the number of children we should have. The problem is there are also tens of millions of people around the world who are skeptical of this theory, and, despite one side’s claims the debate is settled, a significant and growing number of climate experts keep challenging their conclusions.

So, those who believe disaster is around the corner face a dilemma: while they’re educating their fellow citizens and demanding governments regulate believers and non-believers alike, the problem continues, and the date of the world’s doom draws ever closer. But there is a solution. It’s relatively simple, can begin immediately, and will change the dynamics of global warming overnight. Instead of continuing to preach to the rest of us, the true believers need to step forward and set an example. I’m not talking about recycling Evian bottles; I’m talking about giving up cars and moving into smaller houses or apartments, or even forming communes where people can live simpler, more Earth-friendly lives. Yes, I’m talking about living the kinds of lives they want all of us to live.

svend
January 14th, 2008, 04:41 PM
tell me again what is wrong with global warming?

Nova
January 14th, 2008, 04:48 PM
I think the article is satire. But don't quote me on that.

Waiting...
January 14th, 2008, 06:55 PM
tell me again what is wrong with global warming?

No snow in Tennessee. I want snow!! Please Lord. Let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow!:candle

KitsapGirl
January 14th, 2008, 07:00 PM
Instead of continuing to preach to the rest of us, the true believers need to step forward and set an example. I’m not talking about recycling Evian bottles; I’m talking about giving up cars and moving into smaller houses or apartments, or even forming communes where people can live simpler, more Earth-friendly lives. Yes, I’m talking about living the kinds of lives they want all of us to live.


AMEN!

Biblenuggetlady
January 14th, 2008, 07:07 PM
Well, since scientists now say that we will be going into a 200 year cycle that will plummet the earth into cold and cause foot rotting, famine and pestilence...what will they do? Maybe we should do the opposite of what global warming fear mongers preach so we can save ourselves? :panic

frodo82801
January 14th, 2008, 10:04 PM
Well, since scientists now say that we will be going into a 200 year cycle that will plummet the earth into cold and cause foot rotting, famine and pestilence...what will they do? Maybe we should do the opposite of what global warming fear mongers preach so we can save ourselves? :panic

I'm worried about the foot rotting. I get athlete's foot frequently. I guess the foot rotting will really hit me hard. Time to stock up on fungi creme.

frodo82801
January 14th, 2008, 10:05 PM
tell me again what is wrong with global warming?

Let's see. Human caused global warming is a big scam and a myth and has done nothing except make Al Gore more wealthy than his oil and mining interests already have.

pobsn
January 15th, 2008, 09:28 AM
Okay, even if you believe global warming is a fabricated myth, there are still so many great reasons to live an environmentally friendly life. I don't know why people can't see that recycling, conservation, and wise use of the Earth's resources are absolutely essential if we want our descendants to enjoy living in this world. Yes, you can mock global warming as being bad science, but you have to admit that the preventative measures it advocates would be positive for the earth anyway.

OnceWasLost
January 15th, 2008, 07:58 PM
Well, since scientists now say that we will be going into a 200 year cycle that will plummet the earth into cold and cause foot rotting, famine and pestilence...what will they do? Maybe we should do the opposite of what global warming fear mongers preach so we can save ourselves? :panic

They will want us to turn our prius's into flower planters, and ask people to buy Hummers.

Scientists, too funny, if they were so smart, they would ask us to raise green plants that love all that yummy CO2. Maybe send plants to china and india since those are the countries that put out the most CO2.

Global warming = 21st Century snake oil.

al gore = Snake oil salesman :pound