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WretchSaved
January 18th, 2008, 09:41 PM
God made
Adam bit
Noah arked
Abraham split
Jacob fooled
Joseph ruled
Bush talked
Pharaoh plagued
Sea divided
Tablets guided
Promise landed
Judges led
Saul freaked
David peeked
Kingdom divided
Prophets warned
People exiled
Hope rose
Jesus born
God walked
Anger crucified
Love rose
Spirit flamed
Word spread
God remained.

http://home.snu.edu/~hculbert/50words.htm
Anddra
January 19th, 2008, 05:09 AM
Very good! When I got to the bit that said "Bush talked", I immediately thought of GWB.
Buzzardhut
January 19th, 2008, 05:29 AM
Jesus returned
Millennium began :yeah
amy_elisabeth
January 19th, 2008, 08:29 AM
Very good! When I got to the bit that said "Bush talked", I immediately thought of GWB.

I did too :pound I thought, "why would they put Bush in there????" LOL!!
WretchSaved
January 19th, 2008, 09:54 AM
Very good! When I got to the bit that said "Bush talked", I immediately thought of GWB.

Me too...:pound
1angel4u
January 20th, 2008, 07:50 PM
Jesus returned
Millennium began :yeah

Can't wait for those to be added to the end!!!
BlessedinHim
January 28th, 2008, 03:32 PM
Can't wait for those to be added to the end!!!

amen!!!