Are you smarter than a third grader?

[tybash]

My daughter Sarah came into the kitchen yesterday and I was drawing a picture. I had it all inked out and ready to start coloring. The picture was cute and had my little critters I draw picking up tulips. Under the picture was a saying "tiptoe threw the tulips". Sarah came over and said mom who's tiptoe?:thinking . I was like what? huh? And then I realized I put the wrong through. Then that cheeky girl of mine said with a smart alec look on her face and glasses pushed down on the end of her nose " are you smarter than a 3rd grader, I think not" and walked off with her hair fliping around .
see what I put up with :twitch I carried her sister and her for 8 months and was as big around as I was tall and this is what I get. I 'll give her are you smarter than a 3rd grader right up her:tape I better not say it. breathe yvonne breathe:pray oohhhhmmmmmmm ooohhhhhmmmm

[Theresa]

:aha

Wait until she hits her teens! :panic

[jadeeyes]

Reminds me of an incident between my daughter"s 9 and 11 year old girls. The 11 year old is a total drama queen. She needed some meds the other night and it was in pill form. She's always taken meds in liquid form in the past and insisted she couldn't possibly swallow this teeny-tiny little pill that was smaller than most pieces of food she swallows. Her Mom and Dad insisted she was going to swallow this pill and they were right, but it was ugly. Picture a tall 11 year old rolling on the floor crying and screaming that she's going to choke to death over this tiny pill.:rolleyes Fast forward about a week. 11 year old enters living room where Mom and #1 nemesis (9 year old sister) are sitting. 11 year old tells Mom she has a "dreadful" headache. Nemesis stands up, walks over to big sister and says to her, " I'm sorry you have a headache. Can I get you a pill?" :lol2

[tybash]

hahahahahaha

[Sealed]

:aha:aha I LOVE it!!!!

ETA....I had to go back and re-read your post to get it. doh

[funmudder]

wahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa