misquote the prevous poster episode 1

[SumSam]

Mice always messing up my tulips, they're looking the much the worse for wear! :gaah. (Can I borrow a couple of your wild cats and you can take my beagle hounds instead?)

Hey, they're not wild cats!! :rolleyes They're the sweetest little kitties you ever did see! :nod

[BlessHisName]

Of course they kill rats!! :rolleyes They're the scariest little kitties you ever did see! :nod

If you knew that they would kill rats why did you put them next to the hamster cage?!!

[twelvesmaster]

If you're kindhearted to bats, they won't give you hematomas when you fall asleep at night!!
So...... I guess that means that if I'm mean to them, they'll do that vampire number on me???? :fear

[SumSam]

So......I messed up the beans and ham!! :panic will a dash of vinegar and mustard help???? :idunno

:console Culinary accidents will happen!

[Abiding Patience]

:console Cutlery accidents will happen!

Did you cut off a finger again?:faint I knew those knives weren't a good Christmas gift

[Theresa]

Did you drink more than a finger again?:faint I knew I'd have to pluck you out of a snow drift!

Hey, I'm sorry. They spiked the punch!

[Abiding Patience]

Hey, I'm worried. They ate my lunch!

Why? Were the hamburgers tainted:puke

[Sealed]

Abiding Patience: So the bugler fainted?

He shouldn't have locked his knees.

[Abiding Patience]

He shouldn't have knocked down the trees.

Are you The Lorax who speaks for the trees.:candle (Dr. Seuss)

[scott00049]

I am The Lorax who speaks with weak knees.:candle (Dr. Seuss)

You should see a doctor for that. And not Seuss.