misquote the prevous poster episode 1

[Lainy68]

:twitch If you're gonna sing, I want an advance warning! :panic :runhills

You have the hymnal upside down.

[Anddra]

You have your jacket on inside out.

What! Again! :doh Note to self - arrange appointment to see optician.

[fracturedInfinity]

What! Again! :doh Note to self - arrange appointment to see obstetrician.

Having 3 children of my own, I can tell you it's really hard to pin down an exact date for these things. :nod

[twelvesmaster]

Having 3 chili peppers of my own, I can tell you it's really hard to swallow these things. :nodTongues of fire takes on a whole new meaning, doesn't it.

[Anddra]

Tungsten firetongs are great for weaning, don't you think?

Have you tried offering them alternative food instead?

[SumSam]

Have you tried playing your cows alternative rock instead?

Yep! Milk production went up 20%! :nod

[Lainy68]

Shucks, stocks are down another 20%.

Consequences of an election gone bad.

[Anddra]

Consequences of a mod gone bad. :tsk

When she was good she was very good but when she went bad she was horrid! :ohno

[truthseeker815]

When she was good she was very good but when she went mad she was horrid! :ohno

Did they lock her up?

[Anddra]

Did they take away her ban wand?

Apparently, it is nowhere to be found. The police are looking a guy of small stature with an Irish accent.