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November 26th, 2008, 02:19 PM
Hot cross buns are good for more things than keeping you hot and cross you know. :nod
If you have no daughters, give them to your sons.
November 26th, 2008, 05:02 PM
If you have no dumbwaiter, throw the food out the window.
Does that include the Thanksgiving turkey? He might flap his wings and keep going.
November 27th, 2008, 01:52 PM
I'm stuffed with Thanksgiving turkey! I might just flap my arms and keep going.
I think your eyes might be bigger than your tummy. :stirpot
November 27th, 2008, 01:58 PM
I think some icecream might be better for your sore tummy. :thumb
Now that's what I call good advice! :)
November 27th, 2008, 02:02 PM
Oops! I'll have to call Noodle Advice! :hehee
Noodle Advice line here. How can I help?
November 27th, 2008, 03:35 PM
Poodle and Lice line here. How can I help?
My louse has poodles, what do I do?
November 27th, 2008, 03:40 PM
My spouse has noodles, what do I do?
:thinking Try cooking them...
November 27th, 2008, 05:30 PM
:thinking Try cock-a-doodle-doo...
A good way to replace your alarm clock without actually spending any money. I approve.
November 27th, 2008, 07:13 PM
A good day to relace your army boots without lending any honey.
Wow, now that's an interesting observation my friend.
November 27th, 2008, 09:07 PM
That's an eye-catching obstruction, comrade.
What comes of fly fishing with a Ruskie! :hehee
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