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May 8th, 2008, 05:45 PM
^ will willingly come and mow all 7 acres of lawn at my house (actually, a lot of it is trees...maybe 3 acres of grass)
< would be immensely grateful if anyone would mow the lawn
v wonders what kind of nut has 7 acres of lawn
May 8th, 2008, 06:05 PM
^ Congratulations on the 7 acres of lawn -- my sympathies on the 7 acres of grubs
< Is a little tired of washing so many dishes -- we're only three people here for heaven's sake!
V Will invent the final solution to unwanted evening sales calls -- Nobel Prize winner.
May 8th, 2008, 06:10 PM
^ needs a recording of a big dog barking to play when salespeople knock on the door. When they call and ask how you are doing, spend 15 minutes telling them. They'll give up. :nod
< is on the do not call list so salespeople don't call. :nod
v wants to know how to get on the do not call list.
May 8th, 2008, 06:45 PM
^knows there was a myth about solicitors calling on cell phones and a way to get on a do not call list
< enjoys snopes.com
V can't wait to start a new hobby!!
May 8th, 2008, 07:18 PM
^ Checking to see if I'm telling the truth
< Decided writing is an interesting hobby
v might like to read something I've written
May 8th, 2008, 07:28 PM
^as long as it doesn't involve air soft shotguns and kitty cats
<love fluffy furry critters
vwould love my critters too
May 8th, 2008, 08:13 PM
^ Obsessed with furry critters, not crazy about the condition of their couch
< Never fully looked into the definition of ghetto
v sleeps with a dictionary under their pillow
May 8th, 2008, 09:26 PM
^ Discovering the joys of just sitting and reading page after page of reference books
< Spent many an enjoyable hour doing the same -- dictionaries are awesome.
V Collects rainbow lint.
May 8th, 2008, 10:34 PM
^ wants to tell me the dictionary definition for ghetto
< Knows that dryer lint only comes in grey
V has a dog that sleeps in their bed
May 8th, 2008, 11:14 PM
^ Has extremely hebetudinous dryer lint (look it up!)
< Puppy would like to sleep in the bed but he's really not a puppy anymore -- more like a wolf. I'd have to sleep elsewhere.
V Could watch a test pattern marathon on TV.
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