The Arrow Game!!

[Anddra]

V Will now tell me about their most annoying relative.

:gaah:rant:badscore
:reaction:runhills
:bash:frust:wild:banned
:banning

[Anddra]

^ Likes to sit in his parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars -- he he

< Pork scratchings -- is that the same as Rembrandt etchings?

V Will now tell me about their most annoying relative.

^ Is currently eating a 'still life'

< Is currently eating a meat loaf sandwich

v Is starting to get hungry

[twelvesmaster]

^ Is now thinking of what to wash down that meatloaf sandwich with. ***swallowing hard***

< Was hungry 15 minutes ago -- just enjoyed a nice big bowl of steaming hot oatmeal

V Thinks window envelopes should be curtained

[Anddra]

< Was hungry 15 minutes ago -- just enjoyed a nice big bowl of steaming hot oatmeal

Did somebody mention 'oatmeal'? :drool


V Thinks window envelopes should be curtained :thinking depends on the color...

^ Would love porridge

< Loves porridge

v Puts sugar in theirs!!! :hehee

[twelvesmaster]

^ Would love porridge

< Loves porridge

v Puts sugar in theirs!!! :hehee

^ Should try it with cinnamon and blueberries -- :yipee

< Now looking for good pumpkin tart recipe

V Enjoys going to shopping mall security stations and saying... "I'm lost. Would you please have me paged?"

[Anddra]

V Enjoys going to shopping mall security stations and saying... "I'm lost. Would you please have me paged?"

:aha

^ Has a great sense of humor

< Likes to laugh a lot

v Wants to become a stand up comedian

[Lisababy]

:aha

^ Has a great sense of humor

< Likes to laugh a lot

v Wants to become a stand up comedian

^would love to be sitting in the audience when i make my first debut as a stand up comdeian, be prepared, i'm hilarious

<is seriously deluded about her ability to make people laugh

v tells knock knock jokes all day and thinks that people find that funny

[Anddra]

v tells knock knock jokes all day and thinks that people find that funny

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris, who?
Doris locked, that's why I had to knock!

^ Is wishing she hadn't said that now...

< Loves jokes that make you go :groan

v Prefers puns, the worse the better...

[twelvesmaster]

^ Is bracing for a doozy of a pun

< All I can come up with is -- Darth Vader: "Luke Skywalker, I know what you're getting for Christmas." Luke: "How do you know?" Vader: "I felt your presents."

V Will now entertain us with one of those funny "lightbulb" jokes.

[Trust&Obey]

^ "would rather kiss a Wookie than Han Solo"

< Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. Only ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one
else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don't even
know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the
dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT. And once they figured it
out they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact
that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS. But
if they did, by some miracle, actually find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS
LATER the chair that they dragged from two rooms over to stand on
to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND
UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID LIGHT
BULBS CAME IN! WHY?! BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT
THE GARBAGE!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES
OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE
HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS... I'm sorry...what did
you ask me?


V Will now entertain us with a riddle.