Best Menopause Question Ever

[Betty]

Best Menopause Question Ever

Q:

How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light

bulb?


Woman'sAnswer:
One!
ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? because no one else in this house knows HOW
to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And,once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the #&%!* lightbulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS!
But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS U P OR CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND
DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER

[LookingUplinda]

:aha

[icebear]

:pound oh, dear me.... that's what i sound like when i go through a manic phase. i am a terror to all who have the misfortune to be within 20 yards of me. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v229/icebear713/smilies/blush2.gif

[Anddra]

Mrs Anddra says "AND THE KITCHEN ROLL!!!"

:nod

[lyngraphics]

:pound

[icebear]

Mrs Anddra says "AND THE KITCHEN ROLL!!!"

:nod

...and the soda cans that "vacation" by the sink (i don't wash soda cans, why are they there instead of in the returnables bag?), and don't get me started on pushing the chairs back under the table, there is only so much room in the kitchen!!! :lol2

[steve53]

Best Menopause Question Ever

Q:

How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light

bulb?


Woman'sAnswer:
One!
ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? because no one else in this house knows HOW
to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And,once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the #&%!* lightbulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS!
But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS U P OR CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND
DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER

Sorry ladies for the male intrusion - :hat But I really need to know - Did someone tape record my wife !?!?!?:lol2

[ZeldaCA]

Yes, that would definitely be me talking there! Gotta love that time of life.

[Barachem]

Butting in as a male...

I change lightbulbs myself.
As well as the toi...
Actually, i take MY toiletpaper in and out of the toiletroom.
It's an apartment complex with shared toilets, that's why.
Life as a single male, it has its downsides...







...as well as its upsides!

[Lisa in OK]

Soooo, what you're saying is that it's NOT the lightbulb fairy . . . good to know. Definitely good to know. Um, is there a laundry fairy, cuz I'm always finding clean laundry in the dryer - no idea how it gets there.