Where's the Beef?

[RevivedAgain]

So, my family and I went through the drive-thru at Taco Bell. I got two tacos. I picked up the first one. It was nice and heavy. I ate it. It was good, too. Then I picked up my second taco. It was noticeably lighter. I peeked into the shell. There was no beef. Just lettuce, tomato, cheese, and sour cream. (Gotta have that sour cream). Perplexed, I looked at my family and gasped, 'Where's the beef?!?' Then I looked down in my lap and .... there it was! :pound

[jadeeyes]

So, my family and I went through the drive-thru at Taco Bell. I got two tacos. I picked up the first one. It was nice and heavy. I ate it. It was good, too. Then I picked up my second taco. It was noticeably lighter. I peeked into the shell. There was no beef. Just lettuce, tomato, cheese, and sour cream. (Gotta have that sour cream). Perplexed, I looked at my family and gasped, 'Where's the beef?!?' Then I looked down in my lap and .... there it was! :pound

You and I should dine together. You would look neat in comparison. I try not to be a slob. I blame it on the shelf. No matter how much I try to lean forward so that anything that falls or drips lands on my plate, I have this built in shelf on my chest. And, like so many surfaces in my house, it seems to be a catchall. :aha

[RevivedAgain]

That sounds very familiar. LOLOL

[Jaiu]

:lol2

That's what happens with tacos!

[icebear]

You and I should dine together. You would look neat in comparison. I try not to be a slob. I blame it on the shelf. No matter how much I try to lean forward so that anything that falls or drips lands on my plate, I have this built in shelf on my chest. And, like so many surfaces in my house, it seems to be a catchall. :aha
i have one of those too! and if the top shelf fails, i have a temporary lower shelf that picks up the slack! :pound


if anyone has read The Once and Future King.... i feel like Merlin's beard.....

[caligal]

:ohno :hehMy clothes always look like I'm trying to keep some for snacks later.

[His Bride]

That's what happens when you eat in the car while driving! I have found it to be a terrible idea. Once, after going to the mall with my daughter and picking up soft pretzels drenched in butter, I had a mess of a time getting rid of the melted butter all over me and the upholstery of my new car! I felt like such a piglet! Never again.

[icebear]

only thing i'll eat in the car are french fries.... everything else is too messy or dangerous to me....

[Musician in His house]

And that's why I prefer taco salads to tacos themselves.

[Jaiu]

I love french fries! :drool