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Anddra
February 10th, 2009, 03:58 PM
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What do you call a farmer who used to like farm machinery?


An ex-tractor fan.

icebear
February 10th, 2009, 04:01 PM
Two snowmen are standing in a field. One says to the other : "Funny, I smell carrots too".

Anddra
February 10th, 2009, 04:02 PM
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What do you call an overweight cat who just ate a duck?


A duck-filled-fatty-puss.

icebear
February 10th, 2009, 04:03 PM
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What do you call an overweight cat who just ate a duck?


A duck-filled-fatty-puss.

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Once upon a time there were two muffins in the microwave. Suddenly, on of the muffins says:
"Man it's hot in here!!!!"
The other muffin exclaims,
"Look a talking muffin!!!!"

Anddra
February 10th, 2009, 04:05 PM
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What do you call a hippy's wife?


Mississippi.

RapturiteSean
February 10th, 2009, 04:06 PM
Where would you find a dog with no legs?

Exactly where you left him.

Hootmon
February 10th, 2009, 04:07 PM
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

Anddra
February 10th, 2009, 04:08 PM
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

:groan :pound

Stucky
February 10th, 2009, 04:26 PM
What do you call a woman with one leg?

Eilene.

:lol2 Where does Eileen work? :scratch

:rolleyes She's a waitress at IHOP. :doh

RapturiteSean
February 10th, 2009, 04:29 PM
:lol2 Where does Eileen work? :scratch

:rolleyes She's a waitress at IHOP. :doh



:lol2