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[Anddra]

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What do you call a farmer who used to like farm machinery?


An ex-tractor fan.

[icebear]

Two snowmen are standing in a field. One says to the other : "Funny, I smell carrots too".

[Anddra]

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What do you call an overweight cat who just ate a duck?


A duck-filled-fatty-puss.

[icebear]

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What do you call an overweight cat who just ate a duck?


A duck-filled-fatty-puss.

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Once upon a time there were two muffins in the microwave. Suddenly, on of the muffins says:
"Man it's hot in here!!!!"
The other muffin exclaims,
"Look a talking muffin!!!!"

[Anddra]

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What do you call a hippy's wife?


Mississippi.

[RapturiteSean]

Where would you find a dog with no legs?

Exactly where you left him.

[Hootmon]

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

[Anddra]

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

:groan :pound

[Stucky]

What do you call a woman with one leg?

Eilene.

:lol2 Where does Eileen work? :scratch

:rolleyes She's a waitress at IHOP. :doh

[RapturiteSean]

:lol2 Where does Eileen work? :scratch

:rolleyes She's a waitress at IHOP. :doh



:lol2