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February 10th, 2009, 06:03 PM
What is white and furry and smells of peppermint?

A polo bear.

February 10th, 2009, 07:18 PM
Day breaks because night falls on day.

February 10th, 2009, 07:21 PM
A true story.

A few years ago the Irish news reported that police had found a decapitated and mutilated body in the trunk of a car.

The report ended by saying ''Police are treating the death as suspicious''.

You won't pull the wool over our cops eyes! :hehee

Do you live in a town called Keystone? :heh

Lisa in OK
February 10th, 2009, 09:27 PM
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

Soooo, Icebear, how long have you been hiding in my car while I've been driving around?

February 10th, 2009, 09:39 PM
What did one casket say to the other?

That you coffin?

February 11th, 2009, 07:30 AM
What did one casket say to the other?

That you coffin?

It's not the cough that carries you off. It's the coffin they carry you off in...

February 11th, 2009, 08:53 AM
Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawnshop? :heh

How do you write zero in Roman numerals? You cant. The Romans didnt have the mathematical concept of '0'.