imfree
May 23rd, 2009, 06:35 AM
I thought this was very funny. Enjoy!
Top 10 Things NOT to say when asked "What?! No school today?"
10. Well normally yes, but this time of year I need help with the planting
and plowing.
9. Goodness, no!!! I graduated 18 years ago, but thanks for the compliment!
8. No, we homeschool. We're just out to pick up a bag of pork rinds and some
Mountain Dew, then we gotta hurry home to catch our soaps.
7. What?! Where did you guys come from?! Oh my! I thought I told you kids to
stay at school! I'm sorry. This happens all the time. (sigh)
6. There isn't? Why, you'd think we would have seen more kids out then,
don't you?
5. We're on a field trip studying human nature's intrusive and assumptive
tactics of displaying ignorance and implied superiority. Thanks for the
peek!
4. On our planet we have different methods of education. (Shhh! No, I didn't
give it away... keep your antennae down!)
3. Oh no! I thought that today was Saturday...come on kids, hurry!
2. Noooooope. Me 'n Bubba jes' learns 'em at home. Werks reel good!
And the number one answer we should NEVER give to the question: "What? No
school today?"
1. "The school said they couldn't come back until they're no longer
contagious"?
Top 10 Things NOT to say when asked "What?! No school today?"
10. Well normally yes, but this time of year I need help with the planting
and plowing.
9. Goodness, no!!! I graduated 18 years ago, but thanks for the compliment!
8. No, we homeschool. We're just out to pick up a bag of pork rinds and some
Mountain Dew, then we gotta hurry home to catch our soaps.
7. What?! Where did you guys come from?! Oh my! I thought I told you kids to
stay at school! I'm sorry. This happens all the time. (sigh)
6. There isn't? Why, you'd think we would have seen more kids out then,
don't you?
5. We're on a field trip studying human nature's intrusive and assumptive
tactics of displaying ignorance and implied superiority. Thanks for the
peek!
4. On our planet we have different methods of education. (Shhh! No, I didn't
give it away... keep your antennae down!)
3. Oh no! I thought that today was Saturday...come on kids, hurry!
2. Noooooope. Me 'n Bubba jes' learns 'em at home. Werks reel good!
And the number one answer we should NEVER give to the question: "What? No
school today?"
1. "The school said they couldn't come back until they're no longer
contagious"?