There were three men on an Island, they found a lamp with a magic genie inside. The genie said, "I will grant you three wishes." so the men decided that each of them would get one wish....
The first man said, "I wish to be 10 times more intelligent than I already am". The genie said, "very well, *poof* your wish is granted." The man started rambling off mathematical equations he never would have known previously.
The second man said, "I wish to be 50 times more intelligent than I already am." The genie said, very well, *poof* your wish is granted." The man started rambling off scientific/mathematical knowledge of which he never knew the likes!
The third man said, 'I wish to be 100 times more intelligent than I already am." The genie hesitated and said, "Please don't do this, are you certain you want this big of a change?" "It is going to be too much for you." The man said, "YES! GIVE IT TO ME!" The genie said very well...... *poof*
and the man became a woman! LOL!