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    There were three men on an Island, they found a lamp with a magic genie inside. The genie said, "I will grant you three wishes." so the men decided that each of them would get one wish....

    The first man said, "I wish to be 10 times more intelligent than I already am". The genie said, "very well, *poof* your wish is granted." The man started rambling off mathematical equations he never would have known previously.

    The second man said, "I wish to be 50 times more intelligent than I already am." The genie said, very well, *poof* your wish is granted." The man started rambling off scientific/mathematical knowledge of which he never knew the likes!

    The third man said, 'I wish to be 100 times more intelligent than I already am." The genie hesitated and said, "Please don't do this, are you certain you want this big of a change?" "It is going to be too much for you." The man said, "YES! GIVE IT TO ME!" The genie said very well...... *poof*
    and the man became a woman! LOL!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jesusrules View Post
    ...and the man became a woman! LOL!
    You meant 'know-it-all', right?

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    Day to day pours forth speech, And night to night reveals knowledge.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hootmon View Post
    You meant 'know-it-all', right?


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    Im not sure that being 100 times smarter makes a difference if you cant remember the question.

    http://www.rr-bb.com/showthread.php?...11#post1391511
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    Day to day pours forth speech, And night to night reveals knowledge.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hootmon View Post
    Im not sure that being 100 times smarter makes a difference if you cant remember the question.

    http://www.rr-bb.com/showthread.php?...11#post1391511
    I am not so sure I made that claim...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Amber Lynne View Post
    I am not so sure I made that claim...
    You mean you arent sure if you remember making that claim...
    The heavens are telling of the glory of God; And their expanse is declaring the work of His hands.
    Day to day pours forth speech, And night to night reveals knowledge.
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    I thought this was going to be

    the first guy wishes he were a millionare in Monte Carlo, poof...

    The next in Washington as President of the US, poof...

    And the third looks around the island, feels lonely and says,

    I wish those guys were still here.........poof.....
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    They all want to 'poof'?

    The heavens are telling of the glory of God; And their expanse is declaring the work of His hands.
    Day to day pours forth speech, And night to night reveals knowledge.
    (Psa 19:1b-2)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hootmon View Post
    You mean you arent sure if you remember making that claim...
    C'mere... I got something for ya...

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    I love a good work of fiction.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThePenguin View Post
    I love a good work of fiction.
    Plenty where that came from!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hootmon View Post
    You meant 'know-it-all', right?


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