This is happening right here in our own country!

[Anddra]

It's especially thin when I'm walking or doing any exercise or exedrting yself in any way. How do they know exactly when to make the air thinner like that?

I think they are pumping low-oxygen air into the stairwells at work.

[His Bride]

If they know how to make the air thinner they should take that one step further and make people thinner too......(except, then there would be another horrible government agency in control! Ugh! No win situation!)

[LookingUplinda]

It's especially thin when I'm walking or doing any exercise or exedrting yself in any way. How do they know exactly when to make the air thinner like that?

and....who is spilling things on my chair, I'm justover this terrible conspiracy going on in my country
I'm starting to get a bit upset over this all happening so fastthe end is surely near!

[Alex]

I will tell you where it all started: Clock Makers, that's right my friends, I have a clock my father gave me back in the 50's maybe 60's, anyway, it always has kept the exact time. Never a minute fast or slow, well lately in the past two or three years I have noticed that new clocks including the atomic ones are off by two or three minutes. I have tried calling and writing to the United clock Makers Union but they seem to be in it as well.
Best I can figure is they are trying to steal two minutes from us each day or I should say each night because that is when I lose my sleep.

[Anddra]

Actually, they have managed to change the characteristics of time itself. When I am enjoying something time speeds up. However, if I am in a queue or a waiting room, then time seems to stand still.

[jadeeyes]

Actually, they have managed to change the characteristics of time itself. When I am enjoying something time speeds up. However, if I am in a queue or a waiting room, then time seems to stand still.

You're standing in the wrong lines. If you stand in line to, say, get punched in the nose, the time will speed up for you.

[Amber Lynne]

Yes, there must be a patent for these "Shrinking Apparel" designs.

YES! Who is this "ALL" person and why are they so small?!?

[Alex]

YES! Who is this "ALL" person and why are they so small?!?

The "All's" are kin to the "It wasn't me" and the "I didn't do it" family. They have been known to hang out with the "Get around to it" clan.

[Anddra]

Yes, I need to get me one of those 'round tuits' too...

[His Bride]

The "All's" are kin to the "It wasn't me" and the "I didn't do it" family. They have been known to hang out with the "Get around to it" clan.

Are they related to the "it isn't my job" guys?

[ZAGS]

I can't believe no one has mentioned the chemical they put in shampoo and conditioner these days. IT TURNS HAIR GRAY!!!!!

[jadeeyes]

I can't believe no one has mentioned the chemical they put in shampoo and conditioner these days. IT TURNS HAIR GRAY!!!!!

And if men use the shampoo, it makes their hair fall out. Just ask my husband.

[His Bride]

And if men use the shampoo, it makes their hair fall out. Just ask my husband.

Mine too!

[MezzerClaw]

They have started putting less padding in shoes also! They want my feet to kill me at the end of each day?

[His Bride]

And now on to something more delicate.....you know who you are....Metamucil anyone?