If they know how to make the air thinner they should take that one step further and make people thinner too......(except, then there would be another horrible government agency in control! Ugh! No win situation!)
I will tell you where it all started: Clock Makers, that's right my friends, I have a clock my father gave me back in the 50's maybe 60's, anyway, it always has kept the exact time. Never a minute fast or slow, well lately in the past two or three years I have noticed that new clocks including the atomic ones are off by two or three minutes. I have tried calling and writing to the United clock Makers Union but they seem to be in it as well.
Best I can figure is they are trying to steal two minutes from us each day or I should say each night because that is when I lose my sleep.
Actually, they have managed to change the characteristics of time itself. When I am enjoying something time speeds up. However, if I am in a queue or a waiting room, then time seems to stand still.
Pray without ceasing. 1 Thessalonians 5:17
A closed mouth gathers no feet. Unknown
Inside there's a thin woman trying to get out.
I'm keeping her sedated with chocolate
Yes, I need to get me one of those 'round tuits' too...
I can't believe no one has mentioned the chemical they put in shampoo and conditioner these days. IT TURNS HAIR GRAY!!!!!
They have started putting less padding in shoes also! They want my feet to kill me at the end of each day?
And now on to something more delicate.....you know who you are....Metamucil anyone?