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    That was good I had heard that one on moses clothes/

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    For those who haven't read this, putting it to the top again.
    John 13:34-35 A new commandment I give unto you, That ye love one another; as I have loved you, that ye also love one another. By this shall all men know that ye are my disciples, if ye have love one to another.Matthew 5:23-24 Therefore if thou bring thy gift to the altar, and there rememberest that thy brother hath ought against thee; Leave there thy gift before the altar, and go thy way; first be reconciled to thy brother, and then come and offer thy gift.

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    Too good to leave buried!
    John 13:34-35 A new commandment I give unto you, That ye love one another; as I have loved you, that ye also love one another. By this shall all men know that ye are my disciples, if ye have love one to another.Matthew 5:23-24 Therefore if thou bring thy gift to the altar, and there rememberest that thy brother hath ought against thee; Leave there thy gift before the altar, and go thy way; first be reconciled to thy brother, and then come and offer thy gift.

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    Quote Originally Posted by waiting1 View Post
    I wonder what a Palestinian would do if you said that to them as the joke presents it, boy would they be mad when you caught them in their own lie.
    Probably attack our embassies!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bubbeto4 View Post
    Probably attack our embassies!

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    Isn't that the Truth!
    John 13:34-35 A new commandment I give unto you, That ye love one another; as I have loved you, that ye also love one another. By this shall all men know that ye are my disciples, if ye have love one to another.Matthew 5:23-24 Therefore if thou bring thy gift to the altar, and there rememberest that thy brother hath ought against thee; Leave there thy gift before the altar, and go thy way; first be reconciled to thy brother, and then come and offer thy gift.

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    This reminds me of how the Palestinians are removing all the artifacts at the Temple Mount to project the "lie" that Israel never occupied or owned the mount and only Palestinians / Arabs did.

    I just can't understand how Israel can stand by and allow that to happen. Sad, very sad.
    John 13:34-35 A new commandment I give unto you, That ye love one another; as I have loved you, that ye also love one another. By this shall all men know that ye are my disciples, if ye have love one to another.Matthew 5:23-24 Therefore if thou bring thy gift to the altar, and there rememberest that thy brother hath ought against thee; Leave there thy gift before the altar, and go thy way; first be reconciled to thy brother, and then come and offer thy gift.

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    Quote Originally Posted by waiting1 View Post
    This reminds me of how the Palestinians are removing all the artifacts at the Temple Mount to project the "lie" that Israel never occupied or owned the mount and only Palestinians / Arabs did.

    I just can't understand how Israel can stand by and allow that to happen. Sad, very sad.
    Archaeologist Gabriel Barkay is running a rescue analysis of the stuff they dumped.

    Google for 'The Temple Mount Sifting Project' for more info
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    The Moses clothes got stolen story certainly put a smile on my face.

    However what is being done to Israel is unfortunately no laughing matter but God will get the Last Laugh.

    PS 37:12 The wicked plot against the righteous
    and gnash their teeth at them;

    PS 37:13 but the Lord laughs at the wicked,
    for he knows their day is coming.


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    Thanks for the Info Hootmon, and you are very right Mitsy and God will give them their due as in:

    Psalms 2:1-12 Why do the heathen rage, and the people imagine a vain thing? The kings of the earth set themselves, and the rulers take counsel together, against the LORD, and against his anointed, saying, Let us break their bands asunder, and cast away their cords from us. He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the Lord shall have them in derision. Then shall he speak unto them in his wrath, and vex them in his sore displeasure. Yet have I set my king upon my holy hill of Zion. I will declare the decree: the LORD hath said unto me, Thou art my Son; this day have I begotten thee. Ask of me, and I shall give thee the heathen for thine inheritance, and the uttermost parts of the earth for thy possession. Thou shalt break them with a rod of iron; thou shalt dash them in pieces like a potter's vessel. Be wise now therefore, O ye kings: be instructed, ye judges of the earth. Serve the LORD with fear, and rejoice with trembling. Kiss the Son, lest he be angry, and ye perish from the way, when his wrath is kindled but a little. Blessed are all they that put their trust in him.
    John 13:34-35 A new commandment I give unto you, That ye love one another; as I have loved you, that ye also love one another. By this shall all men know that ye are my disciples, if ye have love one to another.Matthew 5:23-24 Therefore if thou bring thy gift to the altar, and there rememberest that thy brother hath ought against thee; Leave there thy gift before the altar, and go thy way; first be reconciled to thy brother, and then come and offer thy gift.

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    Quote Originally Posted by waiting1 View Post
    An ingenious example of speech and politics occurred recently at the U.N. and
    made the world community smile. A representative from Israel began - 'Before beginning my talk I want to tell you something about Moses. When he struck the rock and it brought forth water, he thought, 'What a good opportunity to have a bath!' He removed his clothes, put them aside on the rock and entered the water. When he got out and wanted to dress, his clothes had vanished. A Palestinian had stolen them.' The Palestinian representative jumped up furiously and shouted, 'What are you talking about? The Palestinians weren't there then. The Israeli representative smiled and said 'And now that I have made that clear, I will begin my speech.'
    Love this humor!
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    Quote Originally Posted by waiting1 View Post
    An ingenious example of speech and politics occurred recently at the U.N. and
    made the world community smile. A representative from Israel began - 'Before beginning my talk I want to tell you something about Moses. When he struck the rock and it brought forth water, he thought, 'What a good opportunity to have a bath!' He removed his clothes, put them aside on the rock and entered the water. When he got out and wanted to dress, his clothes had vanished. A Palestinian had stolen them.' The Palestinian representative jumped up furiously and shouted, 'What are you talking about? The Palestinians weren't there then. The Israeli representative smiled and said 'And now that I have made that clear, I will begin my speech.'

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    I wish they would say this at a UN Conference.
    John 13:34-35 A new commandment I give unto you, That ye love one another; as I have loved you, that ye also love one another. By this shall all men know that ye are my disciples, if ye have love one to another.Matthew 5:23-24 Therefore if thou bring thy gift to the altar, and there rememberest that thy brother hath ought against thee; Leave there thy gift before the altar, and go thy way; first be reconciled to thy brother, and then come and offer thy gift.

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