Embarassing moments in public places..

[ToriNoell]

too many to mention really...
one of my first horse shows I was riding my horse past the judges when he suddenly stopped and refused to budge. So I am sitting there urging him to move on and hear all this laughter. Stupid horse had decided to stop directly in front of the judges stand and relieve himself - a big stinkin' pile.

one day I was cleaning house and wearing some surgical scrubs a friend had given me ( they are so comfy for cleaning or lounging or sleeping ) and I was standing on the couch in front of the living room windows dusting off the very top of the curtains. I stretched up and forgot that the scrub bottoms were kinda loose fitting. You guessed it! I mooned the guy across the street.

I once managed to startle an entire church. Years ago when I was in my twenties I attended a small church and was a member of the choir. The pastor's son was a couple years younger then me and had a crush on me and boy's being boy's he liked to kid me in whatever way he could devise. It was such a small church the choir sat on folding chairs and I was in the second row with Bill in the row behind me. One day as we were sitting listening to the pastor's sermon Bill hooked his feet under my chair and slowly started to lift me upwards. I didn't realize why I was suddenly rising up and of course no one in the church could see Bill's legs lifting me either. You should have seen the alarmed look on the congregations faces! They must have thought I was slowly being raptured or something.

[Amber Lynne]

[silent one]

Seriously funny! There ought to be a "spew" warning on this thread!

[PurpleRobe]

Seriously funny! There ought to be a "spew" warning on this thread!

Yeah, like, tinkle before you read.....

[A2J]

too many to mention really...
one of my first horse shows I was riding my horse past the judges when he suddenly stopped and refused to budge. So I am sitting there urging him to move on and hear all this laughter. Stupid horse had decided to stop directly in front of the judges stand and relieve himself - a big stinkin' pile.

You've reminded me of a similar thing that happened when I was riding in a show - I had made it to the Champions ring and was riding against only two other ponies and mine decided that he just couldn't hold on any longer and stretched out for a very long, very embarrassing pee! I didn't win that class

Animals are great levelers - most can be relied upon to bring you down a peg or two if needed!

[ToriNoell]

You've reminded me of a similar thing that happened when I was riding in a show - I had made it to the Champions ring and was riding against only two other ponies and mine decided that he just couldn't hold on any longer and stretched out for a very long, very embarrassing pee! I didn't win that class

Animals are great levelers - most can be relied upon to bring you down a peg or two if needed!

lol! So true. I did win second place that day but now I'll never know if it was because of my riding skills or because the judges felt so sorry for the poor red faced teenager lol!

[kjlistrom]

I was in the gas station swiping my Debit card to pay for my gas and it wouldn't register and there was a long line behind me. I kept getting more frustrated with every swipe and I even kind of blamed the store for bad equipment. I could here the grunting behind me and I just kept swiping the card trying t get it to work when the guy behind me said "Dude, that's your Safe-way Card that don't work." I got out my Debit card, swiped it and left as fast as I could.

[mominohio]

I was grocery shopping with my then two year old and he threw up chicken noodle soup all over the place. I went to a store employee and asked for something to clean the mess up and they hand me ONE SQUARE of paper towel. Everyone was staring and I just about died from embarrassment.

[penbrat]

When I was young and vain, I hated wearing my glasses and didn't have contacts so I tried to make do without them in public.

I started a new job and one of my first days I got sent with the young pretty blonde office mate to the wholesale club to buy office supplies. We came out and loaded up her car and I ran the cart to the cart thingie and hurried back and jumped in the passenger seat of her car because it was raining. Except it wasn't her car. It was someone else's car next to her's with a blonde driver that looked the same as my office mate to me without my glasses. I scared the poor stranger to death when I flung myself in her car. She screamed, I screamed and my new office mate one car over was laughing so hard she could hardly drive back to the office. Needless to say, I quickly earned quite the reputation in my new office.

I now wear my glasses at all times.

[silent one]

When I was young and vain, I hated wearing my glasses and didn't have contacts so I tried to make do without them in public.

I started a new job and one of my first days I got sent with the young pretty blonde office mate to the wholesale club to buy office supplies. We came out and loaded up her car and I ran the cart to the cart thingie and hurried back and jumped in the passenger seat of her car because it was raining. Except it wasn't her car. It was someone else's car next to her's with a blonde driver that looked the same as my office mate to me without my glasses. I scared the poor stranger to death when I flung myself in her car. She screamed, I screamed and my new office mate one car over was laughing so hard she could hardly drive back to the office. Needless to say, I quickly earned quite the reputation in my new office.



I now wear my glasses at all times.

LOL LOL! Stop it, I can't breathe!

[OnTheHorizon]

When I was young and vain, I hated wearing my glasses and didn't have contacts so I tried to make do without them in public.

I started a new job and one of my first days I got sent with the young pretty blonde office mate to the wholesale club to buy office supplies. We came out and loaded up her car and I ran the cart to the cart thingie and hurried back and jumped in the passenger seat of her car because it was raining. Except it wasn't her car. It was someone else's car next to her's with a blonde driver that looked the same as my office mate to me without my glasses. I scared the poor stranger to death when I flung myself in her car. She screamed, I screamed and my new office mate one car over was laughing so hard she could hardly drive back to the office. Needless to say, I quickly earned quite the reputation in my new office.

I now wear my glasses at all times.

I seriously almost spit my water out reading that! I can just imagine her screaming when she saw you and you screaming when you saw her.

[TwinklingOfanEye]

When I was young and vain, I hated wearing my glasses and didn't have contacts so I tried to make do without them in public.

I started a new job and one of my first days I got sent with the young pretty blonde office mate to the wholesale club to buy office supplies. We came out and loaded up her car and I ran the cart to the cart thingie and hurried back and jumped in the passenger seat of her car because it was raining. Except it wasn't her car. It was someone else's car next to her's with a blonde driver that looked the same as my office mate to me without my glasses. I scared the poor stranger to death when I flung myself in her car. She screamed, I screamed and my new office mate one car over was laughing so hard she could hardly drive back to the office. Needless to say, I quickly earned quite the reputation in my new office.

I now wear my glasses at all times.

Hilarious!

[SummerSailing81]

The old "back of the dress caught in the pantyhose" moment. My MIL and I were walking across a parking lot to go into a store after church one Sunday and this lady ran up behind me and pulled my dress down out of my pantyhose. I was horrified because I'd gone to the ladies' room at church and obviously I forgot to make sure my dress was down. So, I'd been walking around after church with my dress up - you'd think somebody would have told me! My MIL didn't even notice!!!

[Eleora]

My worst...

I was in the restroom. And, ladies, you know how they have those little disposal things that go between stalls. Well, I was trying to **ahem** dispose of something. As I shoved my hand through the lid and let go, I noticed that there was no catch bucket there. It landed at the feet of the person in the next stall!!!!! Ugh! Awful! Absolutely horrific!!! Cringe worthy!!!

[ThePenguin]

I just had another embarrassing moment. My mom drove me to Wal Mart to get a few things. On my way out of the store I kind of wasn't paying attention and I walked up to what I thought was our car and pulled on the back door handle. I heard a beep and when I looked up I realized it wasn't our car (my mom had beeped the horn). I ran across the aisle and got into our car. Good thing the alarm didn't go off.

The problem with our car is that I can never remember where we're parked. My mom used to drive this old, maroon Saturn and I guess because of the color (or because I'd grown up with it) I could always remember where we parked. Now that we have our newer Saturn, which is a silver-blue, I always forget where it is.

[InGodWeTrust]

I was in the library in the line for a book and well......I'll put it this way. I let out a nuke. A LOT of people heard it and all I could think is, "NOOOOOOO!!!!!". I don't mix well with milk but that's my story.

[silent one]

Ok, I just have to tell it, can't believe I did this yesterday.

I went to my doctor appointment yesterday. I walked up to the front desk and signed in, then check marked which doctor I was there to see. Next I went to the waiting area and picked up a magazine to read. All normal so far, right?

Well, about 40 minutes later, I'm done with everything of possible interest in the magazine and they still haven't called me. But I'm noticing they are calling people that came in after me. So I wander up to the front desk to find out what's going on only to find out........

Ready?










Really ready?













I signed my DOCTOR'S name in instead of mine!

[pur56ple]

I was on a conference call with a committee I was involved in and burped really loud. Had to put the phone on mute cause I started laughing. No one ever said anything so I don't know if they really heard it or just plain ignored it.

[Kristina]

Ok, I just have to tell it, can't believe I did this yesterday.

I went to my doctor appointment yesterday. I walked up to the front desk and signed in, then check marked which doctor I was there to see. Next I went to the waiting area and picked up a magazine to read. All normal so far, right?

Well, about 40 minutes later, I'm done with everything of possible interest in the magazine and they still haven't called me. But I'm noticing they are calling people that came in after me. So I wander up to the front desk to find out what's going on only to find out........

Ready?










Really ready?













I signed my DOCTOR'S name in instead of mine!

Wow that sounds like something I'd do

[Ann Orms]

well.........my DH had a 4 wheel drive toyota pickup tha was real high off the ground,,,(not to mention i'm real short) I had to drive it to the grocery stor one day, after i bought the store out the boy that sacks the groceries followed me out to the truck to help me load them. Well the only way i can get inside is to HOP as high as i can sideways into the seat....wellllllllll, I HOPPED up like I knew what i was doing and my hip hit the side of the seat and THREW me out onto the ground at the boys feet. He was just as embarressed as I was, I never went back to that particular store...lol