Oxymoron Game -- Can you really draw a blank?

[twelvesmaster]

I bet we would come up with a fine mess of primo oxymorons. No? (I meant yes, of course.)

[SumSam]

I think this game is awfully nice, and I predict this thread will turn out frightfully good.

(Brits are famous for this sort of thing ).

[OtherSideOfTheBoat]

Oxymoron? If they had enough oxygen they wouldn't be morons.

[Musician in His house]

Oxymoron? If they had enough oxygen they wouldn't be morons.

Gee, I always thought Oxymoron was a cleaning agent for people of questionable intelligence . . .

[twelvesmaster]

I think this game is awfully nice, and I predict this thread will turn out frightfully good.

(Brits are famous for this sort of thing ).

Oxymoron? If they had enough oxygen they wouldn't be morons.

Gee, I always thought Oxymoron was a cleaning agent for people of questionable intelligence . . .

(Awesome! I say in a loud whisper.)

[JPE]

True story: I once read in a patient's medical chart a nurse's note that she administered oxymoron (oops! She meant oxycodone) for the patient's pain with good effect. Laughed so hard it brought tears to my eyes. That nurse must have been spending a little too much time helping her middleschooler with his homework the night before.

[OtherSideOfTheBoat]

Gee, I always thought Oxymoron was a cleaning agent for people of questionable intelligence . . .

I would use OxyMoron to clean my house, too, but the microphone keeps fallin off while I work. Maybe I shoud one of those SlamWow thingies.

[Musician in His house]

I would use OxyMoron to clean my house, too, but the microphone keeps fallin off while I work. Maybe I shoud one of those SlamWow thingies.

Oh, my goodness, the word "SPAMWOW" just popped into my head!!! There's GOT to be a use for that word!! There's just GOT to!!