Oxymoron Game -- Can you really draw a blank?

[twelvesmaster]

I bet we would come up with a fine mess of primo oxymorons. No? (I meant yes, of course.)

[SumSam]

I think this game is awfully nice, and I predict this thread will turn out frightfully good.

(Brits are famous for this sort of thing ).

[OtherSideOfTheBoat]

Oxymoron? If they had enough oxygen they wouldn't be morons.

[Musician in His house]

Oxymoron? If they had enough oxygen they wouldn't be morons.

Gee, I always thought Oxymoron was a cleaning agent for people of questionable intelligence . . .

[twelvesmaster]

I think this game is awfully nice, and I predict this thread will turn out frightfully good.

(Brits are famous for this sort of thing ).

Oxymoron? If they had enough oxygen they wouldn't be morons.

Gee, I always thought Oxymoron was a cleaning agent for people of questionable intelligence . . .

(Awesome! I say in a loud whisper.)

[JPE]

True story: I once read in a patient's medical chart a nurse's note that she administered oxymoron (oops! She meant oxycodone) for the patient's pain with good effect. Laughed so hard it brought tears to my eyes. That nurse must have been spending a little too much time helping her middleschooler with his homework the night before.

[OtherSideOfTheBoat]

Gee, I always thought Oxymoron was a cleaning agent for people of questionable intelligence . . .

I would use OxyMoron to clean my house, too, but the microphone keeps fallin off while I work. Maybe I shoud one of those SlamWow thingies.

[Musician in His house]

I would use OxyMoron to clean my house, too, but the microphone keeps fallin off while I work. Maybe I shoud one of those SlamWow thingies.

Oh, my goodness, the word "SPAMWOW" just popped into my head!!! There's GOT to be a use for that word!! There's just GOT to!!

[OtherSideOfTheBoat]

SPAMWOW is meat that comes in a can and then cleans up after itself.

[Hootmon]

Wicked good thread.

[Musician in His house]

Wicked good thread.

Hoot, that's just terribly sweet of you to say!!

[Daniel1210]

Baseball announcer Jerry Coleman used to have some doozies, such as
"The runner slides into second base with a stand-up double."

Then of course there's military intelligence.

And since drawing a blank was mentioned, how about drawing a conclusion?

[Musician in His house]

Sure wish I had some jumbo shrimp for supper. As it is, we're having baked beanie weenies -- eating cheap!

[twelvesmaster]

I love oxymorons and will contribute -- even though I only have an American education.

[icebear]

i used to laugh about those excedrin commercials. the people would hold their hands 2 feet apart... "when you have a headache 'this big'..."

how can you have a headache bigger than your head?


ok not an oxymoron but it was simply amazing

[Daniel1210]

A couple more:

educational television

silent radio

.....and there's actuall a 'call-in post game' program in Cleveland that doesn't take any calls!

[scott00049]

Bibi & Obama look like they are going to butt heads for awhile.

When Bibi scolded him on TV, Obama's silence spoke volumes.

And all the reporters typed up their reports on Microsoft Works.

[icebear]

And all the reporters typed up their reports on Microsoft Works.

[twelvesmaster]

I think we'll have vegetarian meatballs for dinner tonight.

[Hootmon]

Yarn thread...