Originally Posted by twelvesmaster
I think we'll have vegetarian meatballs for dinner tonight.
Just A Piece Of Clay
I think we'll have vegetarian meatballs for dinner tonight.
"Even so, come Lord Jesus, come. Even so....come and take Your Bride away. How my soul longs to be with You, my Lord! Even so, even so, come, Lord Jesus, come!" (Rev. 22:20)...Terry MacAlmon Music Ministries
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How does Teflon stick to pans, when nothing sticks to Teflon?
Why do they call them apartments when they are all stuck together?
Why do they call them buildings when they're already built?
Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
If 7-11's are open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year - why do they have locks?
pretty ugly
good grief
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I am clearly confused about some of these examples!
Twin Sister
You know, I used to be a young adult. Before that I was an older kid.
Keep Looking Up!
I'll approach this with questionable certianty.
But then I use accurate mispelling.
And then its funny how when someone does something incredibly stupid, we declare them Brilliant. One of the few one word oxymorons like Bad!
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I used to take acting lessons. The teacher asked for rehearsed improvisations No wonder I'm so mixed up.
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How 'bout reality TV?
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diet cookies?
Twin Sister
Caught sight of a male ladybug the other day. (He had the cutest little pair of pinstripe trousers on)
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Can you think of a string of oxymorons like awfully pretty and pretty ugly?
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If you're gonna fight, may as well have a civil war, with friendly fire. Wouldn't do to be rude!
Moist Owlet
Pretty awful
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Day to day pours forth speech, And night to night reveals knowledge.
(Psa 19:1b-2)
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awful good, good grief
deliciously decadent
Gordon Ramsay's favorite:
'fresh frozen'
dry wine
Keep Looking Up!
Its the defening silence that gets you.
Honest politicians?
for the zombie fans - living death
and the Red Green fans - valuable garbage
The United States Constitution (c) 1791. All Rights Reserved.
One Nation, under GOD, with liberty for All
and justice for those who threaten Liberty
John 1:1-3 NKJV --- Luke 22:42 NKJV --Romans 3:23 NKJV, Rom 5:8 NKJV, Rom 8:28 NKJV, Rom 8:31 NKJV, Rom8:38-39 NKJV, ---Titus 1:2 NKJV - Heb 6:18 NKJV --- John 14:6 NKJV --- 1 John 5:13 NKJV --- Acts 16:29-31 NKJV ... John 6:28-29 NKJV... 1John 2:22 NKJV... Heb 10:11-13 NKJV
“Oh Look,... an Atheist........I Don't believe it....”
Moist Owlet
New and Improved
The heavens are telling of the glory of God; And their expanse is declaring the work of His hands.
Day to day pours forth speech, And night to night reveals knowledge.
(Psa 19:1b-2)
Twin Sister
It's not me, it's the other me that's a Red Green fan.
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Good grief people!
Moist Owlet
Pet peeve?
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Day to day pours forth speech, And night to night reveals knowledge.
(Psa 19:1b-2)
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ink pen
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