Too much coffee

[araj54]

You know you are drinking too much coffee when...

You can "out-yip" your chihuaha.
There's more grounds than soil around your garden plants.
You make coffee ice cubes for your iced coffee.
You eat coffee jello (or coffee agar for coffee-lovin' vegetarians).
(The above four are courtesy of Ruth Gagliano)
You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
All your kids are named "Joe."
You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.
You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
People get dizzy just watching you.
You sleep with your eyes open.
You have to watch videos in fast forward.
People can test batteries in your ears.
You don't get mad; you get steamed.
You don't tan; you roast.

[nanny]

[Nightelf]

You know you are drinking too much coffee when...

There's more grounds than soil around your garden plants.
You make coffee ice cubes for your iced coffee.
You sleep with your eyes open.
You don't get mad; you get steamed.
You don't tan; you roast.

All of the above..... should I be worried?

[araj54]

I know Ive had to much coffee when I approach my key board and letters begin appearing on the screen before I start typing.

[Hootmon]

[TaliaKirana]