Rarely used English sentences

[Cookie]

A saying I used to use when my kids were young & asked for something expensive I couldn't afford was: When your rich uncle gets out of the poor house..

Once my son who was 13 at the time asked: When's he getting out.. I never laughed so hard.

[Wally]

I'll come at ya with a hammer! [implied - to pound some sense it no you]



I'd give a penny for your thoughts, but I doubt you could make change.


Whoever says "Talk is cheap", hasn't paid a phone bill in a while.



Other dutchisms:

Make the light auwt.

The pickels is all.

Come once over.

He was wunnerful hurt.

[Raphael]

You never saw a saw saw like that saw I saw saw down in Arkansas.

Sign I see on every door: "Other People Only" (My doctor claims this is only a fig newton of my imagination)

[Wally]

So... the other doors have no sign at all?


or the "Raphael" with the red circle slash on them?


Oops I though you said every other door.