So much bacon!

[ThePenguin]

I have a small story to tell. People always say that college is about trying new things, right? Well, tonight I had my first death bagel. What is a death bagel? First you buy a pound of bacon and five bagels. You then cook the bacon and as you do you fry the bagels in the bacon grease (you don't have to do it all at once but they always make all of the bacon and bagels at once). Once all of the bacon is cooked and the bagels are fried you put some bacon and some mozzarella cheese on one of the bagels and voilà, you have a death bagel. It was so amazingly delicious and so horribly bad for me. I'm pretty sure that I actually felt more unhealthy as a result of eating one. Don't worry, though; they don't make them too often.

Anyhoo, that's my story. Enjoy your wednesday!

[Jlutz]

I have a small story to tell. People always say that college is about trying new things, right? Well, tonight I had my first death bagel. What is a death bagel? First you buy a pound of bacon and five bagels. You then cook the bacon and as you do you fry the bagels in the bacon grease (you don't have to do it all at once but they always make all of the bacon and bagels at once). Once all of the bacon is cooked and the bagels are fried you put some bacon and some mozzarella cheese on one of the bagels and voilà, you have a death bagel. It was so amazingly delicious and so horribly bad for me. I'm pretty sure that I actually felt more unhealthy as a result of eating one. Don't worry, though; they don't make them too often.

Anyhoo, that's my story. Enjoy your wednesday!

Things you learn in college that are actually worth the tuition

[Alex]

Thanks, I will be trying tonight

[Wally]

Now if I was doing the Ididarod, that would be an excellent meal.


Just reading it made my bp drop.... I need 5-20w oil not 40w.

[outwest]

OK Boys, Everything is permissible"--but not everything is beneficial. "Everything is permissible"--but not everything is constructive. Ya'll sound like my nephews and my husband! They love their bacon.

[Tall Timbers]

Penguin, that sounds like a nice healthy sandwich by my way of thinking. You've got grains. You've got meat, and you've got plenty of fat to help you store the energy we need during the extreme arctic winters that we face. I do have a question, is it optional to have the sandwich served with a cup of warm bacon grease to dip into while enjoying the scrumptious meal?

[iSong6:3]

I just know I won't be able to get the vision of this fine delicacy out of my head all day. I bet it is delicious.

[RaptureReady_7]

And add a couple of fried eggs. And who eats all that without fried potatoes? And with all of that bacon, you have to make bacon gravy to pour over the entire thing, especially the fried potatoes.


Man! Now I am really hungry. Course, I did feel my arteries hardening as I thought of all that stuff.

[Wally]

Somehow I picture this tree in heaven where you cut off a limb,
saw it into 1x8 planks,

then slice bacon grained strips off and deep fry them in fat free oil.


All the flavor, none of the cholesterol, salt, etc.




Bacon tree very pretty, Bacon tree taste like meat,

And the wood of the Bacon is delectible to eat.......

[Hootmon]

death bagel

Hey! That's my Superhero name!

[IMSAVED]

Somehow I picture this tree in heaven where you cut off a limb,
saw it into 1x8 planks,

then slice bacon grained strips off and deep fry them in fat free oil.


All the flavor, none of the cholesterol, salt, etc.




Bacon tree very pretty, Bacon tree taste like meat,

And the wood of the Bacon is delectible to eat.......

Yep,that is Heaven alright.

[Musician in His house]

Hmm . . . wonder if the bagel, being of Jewish origin, makes the bacon kosher??

Also, with this death bagel, do you drink a suicidal (mixture of as many soda flavors as you can get)?

Death bagel sounds pretty good!!

[JoyJoyJoy]

I would eat it and would definitely want the side of fried potatoes!!
We had long suspected a pork chop tree in Heaven--walk right up, pick
off a chop and wolf it down. Had not considered there could be a
bacon tree nearby!!

[RaptureReady_7]

I would eat it and would definitely want the side of fried potatoes!!
We had long suspected a pork chop tree in Heaven--walk right up, pick
off a chop and wolf it down. Had not considered there could be a
bacon tree nearby!!

Pork Chop tree!

[JoyJoyJoy]

Pork Chop tree!

Hey....it's Heaven, right??? Let a girl get her eat on!!

[Wally]

Now if we crossed the Pork Chop tree with the Cornbread shrub, and Chestnut
we can get a hybrid;

Stuffed Pork Chop Tree!



It must be heaven.

[Tall Timbers]

I'm thinking it should be 2 pounds of bacon for every 5 bagels.

[Alex]

I'm thinking it should be 2 pounds of bacon for every 5 bagels.

ANd we can drink it down with a quart of Buttermilk. Hmmmmm

[ThePenguin]

I do have a question, is it optional to have the sandwich served with a cup of warm bacon grease to dip into while enjoying the scrumptious meal?

Completely optional, yes.

Hmm . . . wonder if the bagel, being of Jewish origin, makes the bacon kosher??

Also, with this death bagel, do you drink a suicidal (mixture of as many soda flavors as you can get)?

Death bagel sounds pretty good!!

Lol I bought a Pepsi Throwback before making the bagel.

[TrustHIM]

There is no such thing as too much bacon!!!