I have a small story to tell. People always say that college is about trying new things, right? Well, tonight I had my first death bagel. What is a death bagel? First you buy a pound of bacon and five bagels. You then cook the bacon and as you do you fry the bagels in the bacon grease (you don't have to do it all at once but they always make all of the bacon and bagels at once). Once all of the bacon is cooked and the bagels are fried you put some bacon and some mozzarella cheese on one of the bagels and voilà, you have a death bagel. It was so amazingly delicious and so horribly bad for me. I'm pretty sure that I actually felt more unhealthy as a result of eating one. Don't worry, though; they don't make them too often.
Anyhoo, that's my story. Enjoy your wednesday!