A priest walks into a bar....

[benjaminbalos]

A priest walks into a bar and says to the first man he meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?"

The man quickly replies, "Yes, Father, I do."

The priest says, "Go stand over there against the wall."

The priest asks a second man, "Do you want to got to heaven?"

"Certainly, Father," was the man's reply.

"Go stand over there against the wall," the priest tells him.

The priest walks over to guy sitting at a table says, "Do you want to go to heaven?"

The man thinks for a few seconds and says, "No, Father, I don't believe I do."

The priest, obviously surprised, says, "I don't believe this. You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to heaven?"

The man's face lights up and he says "Oh, when I die, yes! Absolutely! I thought you were getting a group together to go right now!"

[Verisimilitude]

[Hootmon]

[Raphael]

The above joke further settles the question posed in the thread (about why folks are afraid of the Rapture).

One hour after the priest left the bar, a Muslim, a liberal, and a globalist came in. The bartender said, "Good evening, Mr. President."

[JoyJoyJoy]