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    Default Getting Older

    From a good friend, thought this would brighten your day. Blessings to you all.



    HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLDER, AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE

    George Phillips , an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi, was
    going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in
    the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.. George
    opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were
    people in the shed stealing things.

    He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"
    He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me.
    Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You should lock
    your doors and an officer will be along when one is available" George said, "Okay."
    He hung up the phone and counted to 30.

    Then he phoned the police again.
    "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people
    stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them
    now because I just shot and killed them both, the dogs are eating them
    right now." and he hung up.

    Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two
    Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips'
    residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.

    One of the policemen said to George, "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"

    George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!" (True Story)

    I LOVE IT! Don't mess with old people. REMEMBER, GROWING OLDER IS MANDATORY. GROWING UP IS OPTIONAL.

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    I know this is late, but I liked this. I use to have a sticker on my computer (for the benifit for my two teenage boys) that said "Old age and treachery will overcome youth anytime."
    Greater is he that is in me than he that is in the world.

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