If at first you don't succeed parachuting is not for you.
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Random funny quote I found.
If at first you don't succeed parachuting is not for you.
The grace of the Lord Jesus be with all. Amen. (Revelation 22:21) ESV
Dispatcher from the new teenage generation.
Rapture Practice
nice!
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What was splat?.....I mean, what was that?
I stand with Israel, now and forever.
Pray for the peace of Jerusalem.
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Camping Czar
-Todd @LoudRam (Twitter)
Desert Storm Vet-US Navy
America...Land of the free BECAUSE of the brave
We contribute nothing to our salvation except the sin from which we need to be redeemed. – William Temple (English diplomat & author)
In the next 4 years this is the only "change" I'm looking forward to...
1Cr 15:52 In a moment, in the twinkling of an eye, at the last trump: for the trumpet shall sound, and the dead shall be raised incorruptible, and we shall be changed.
Moist Owlet
Try walking a mile in someone else's shoes.
Then you will be a mile away and you will have his shoes.
The heavens are telling of the glory of God; And their expanse is declaring the work of His hands.
Day to day pours forth speech, And night to night reveals knowledge.
(Psa 19:1b-2)
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I love this forum.
Isaiah 43:1-3 Romans 10:9 John 6:35 John 6:40
Keep Looking Up!
about as funny as porcupines in a balloon factory......
The United States Constitution (c) 1791. All Rights Reserved.
One Nation, under GOD, with liberty for All
and justice for those who threaten Liberty
John 1:1-3 NKJV --- Luke 22:42 NKJV --Romans 3:23 NKJV, Rom 5:8 NKJV, Rom 8:28 NKJV, Rom 8:31 NKJV, Rom8:38-39 NKJV, ---Titus 1:2 NKJV - Heb 6:18 NKJV --- John 14:6 NKJV --- 1 John 5:13 NKJV --- Acts 16:29-31 NKJV ... John 6:28-29 NKJV... 1John 2:22 NKJV... Heb 10:11-13 NKJV
“Oh Look,... an Atheist........I Don't believe it....”
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or a 5 year old with bubblewrap
Allons-y!
I'm 18 and people still have to tell me not to play with the bubble wrap (I do it anywayOriginally Posted by icebear
).
Now faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen. Hebrews 11:1
In the event of darkness, depression, sadness, or loneliness, your Bible can be used as a flotation device.
Moist Owlet
or a dog eating peanut butter
The heavens are telling of the glory of God; And their expanse is declaring the work of His hands.
Day to day pours forth speech, And night to night reveals knowledge.
(Psa 19:1b-2)
Keep Looking Up!
We had friends long ago who had a German Shepherd who loved caramels... it was like an hour long process for one.
The United States Constitution (c) 1791. All Rights Reserved.
One Nation, under GOD, with liberty for All
and justice for those who threaten Liberty
John 1:1-3 NKJV --- Luke 22:42 NKJV --Romans 3:23 NKJV, Rom 5:8 NKJV, Rom 8:28 NKJV, Rom 8:31 NKJV, Rom8:38-39 NKJV, ---Titus 1:2 NKJV - Heb 6:18 NKJV --- John 14:6 NKJV --- 1 John 5:13 NKJV --- Acts 16:29-31 NKJV ... John 6:28-29 NKJV... 1John 2:22 NKJV... Heb 10:11-13 NKJV
“Oh Look,... an Atheist........I Don't believe it....”
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President Obama was interviewing for new accountants to handle the books for his Obamacare scheme. Barack asked the first applicant, "What does one plus one equal?" The accountant was escorted out of the White House after answering, "Two." Barack then asked the next applicant, "What does one plus one equal?" That one answered, "What do you want it to equal?" Obama promptly replied, "You've got the job."
KARL
"..receiving the word with all readiness of mind and searching the scriptures daily to see if these things are so."
Acts 17;11
"I am the Good Shepherd, I know my sheep and my sheep know me."
Jn 10;14
"Let no one judge you in respect of an holy day or of the sabbath day." Col 2;16
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"The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on."
Ephesians 3:17-18
That Christ may dwell in your hearts by faith; that ye, being rooted and grounded in love, may be able to comprehend with all saints what is the breadth, and length, and depth, and height;
"It is by faith alone we are saved, but not by faith which is alone."
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