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What's an ark??
Small giggles at the Weather Channel commercial featuring God telling Noah to build an ark. Anyone seen it? Cant find it online but basically it shows God's arms reaching down through the clouds telling Noah to build an ark "this big by this big" because there is a cold front coming through and to expect thunderstorms for forty days. At the end old man Noah is like "what's an ark?"
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How about a tire?
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What's an ark? Yeah, that was funny.
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Bill Cosby routine.
Riiiight...... What'a an ark?
Its a .... nevermind. get some wood, build it 300 cubits by 50 cubits by 30 cubits.
Riiiight...... What's a cubit?
Just Build it.
Why?
I'm going to destroy the world by making it rain 4000 days.
Wow. But why not just rain 40 days and wait for the sewers to back up?
RIIIGHT!
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I remember that one, that's the only funny skit Cosby ever did.Originally Posted by Wally
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Cosby was funny.I saw him in person and I was laughing till tears were coming.
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I dont know, Junior Barns and the Slush ball, Buck Buck, and Fat Albert were pretty funny.
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I do enjoy Bill Cosby and he proved you can be funny without being crass.
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Yes,that is what I liked about him.
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I think my comedic standards are too high; being raised on Monty Python and Mad magazine will do that to ya.
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You need to diversify.I think my comedic standards are too high; being raised on Monty Python and Mad magazine will do that to ya.
Sid Ceasar
Looney Toones
Bob Newhart - monologues
Marx Brothers
Robin Williams .... (with caution)
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Carol Burnette
George Gobel
Red Skelton
Bob Hope
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I liked the Pink Panther cartoons (first few seasons)
the campy Batman show
Newhart was Ok
Seinfeld/David is funny
3 Stooges of course (Marx Brothers moved too slow for me)
Robin Williams too lame
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I guess you're stuck on Are You Being Served, and Keeping up Appearances.
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You like slap stick and british humor?That is totally the opposite that I like.
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not really for slap stick; I'm referring to what I was raised on; I like dry upper level humor for sure, Python, some of Mel Brooks, the silly old Steve Martin stuff, the "Airplane" movie, def. not the base slapstick stuff; or as I once said in a previous thread some "Jewish Humor", but def. not Cosby.
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