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    Quote Originally Posted by BelovedChild View Post

    Phillips (Phillip means lover of horses)

    and all this time I thought it meant lover of screwdrivers - electricians........
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    Mr. Mason the bricklayer. (He's not free).
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    I chose for my last name(s): Christian, Reader, Sleeper, Driver, Cook, Painter, Carpenter and Watcher.

    Some funny customers names when I worked at Costco: Perkypyle, Lance Stabb, Twillowpiff... OK, I made up the last one.
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    Wainwright - wagonbuilder
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    X-communicator--- catholic priest

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    Spearman (harpoonist on an Iranian submarine).

    Possibility: Kipling (although I have never kippled). On the other hand, I have never buttled.

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    McDonald's worker - Flippinsberger.
    Police officer- Cy Wren
    Personal trainer- Jim Nazium
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    Also couldn't convince a friend of mine with the last name of Waterman to deliver for Culligan or Deep Rock. He is a missionary in the Dominican Republic instead.
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    Love the Tappet Brothers.

    My favorite is the arab Elvis impersonator: Iman Al Shukup
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    This is a great thread! Dr. Walker is a podiatrist and Justus Stick are a couple of names that stick in my mind....real ones unfortunately
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    Dentist: DD Hugh Pullet

    Doctor: Dr Patience B Waiting.

    OBGYN: Dr Mona Whyle

    RN: Fanny Sticker
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    My dad always said he pitied the person whose last name was Lipschitz.

    At one point, my dad saw a Dr. Butts. I don't think he was a proctologist, though.
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