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One Nation, under GOD, with liberty for All
and justice for those who threaten Liberty
John 1:1-3 NKJV --- Luke 22:42 NKJV --Romans 3:23 NKJV, Rom 5:8 NKJV, Rom 8:28 NKJV, Rom 8:31 NKJV, Rom8:38-39 NKJV, ---Titus 1:2 NKJV - Heb 6:18 NKJV --- John 14:6 NKJV --- 1 John 5:13 NKJV --- Acts 16:29-31 NKJV ... John 6:28-29 NKJV... 1John 2:22 NKJV... Heb 10:11-13 NKJV
“Oh Look,... an Atheist........I Don't believe it....”
Mr. Mason the bricklayer. (He's not free).
Mark 13:31 Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will never pass away.
Coming again coming again maybe morning maybe noon maybe evening and maybe soon!
Coming again coming again O what a wonderful day it will be! Jesus is coming again!
I chose for my last name(s): Christian, Reader, Sleeper, Driver, Cook, Painter, Carpenter and Watcher.
Some funny customers names when I worked at Costco: Perkypyle, Lance Stabb, Twillowpiff... OK, I made up the last one.
Proverbs 11:1
"A false balance is abomination to the Lord: but a just weight is his delight."
Wainwright - wagonbuilder
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BelovedChild
Spearman (harpoonist on an Iranian submarine).
Possibility: Kipling (although I have never kippled). On the other hand, I have never buttled.
McDonald's worker - Flippinsberger.
Police officer- Cy Wren
Personal trainer- Jim Nazium
Mark 13:31 Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will never pass away.
Coming again coming again maybe morning maybe noon maybe evening and maybe soon!
Coming again coming again O what a wonderful day it will be! Jesus is coming again!
Also couldn't convince a friend of mine with the last name of Waterman to deliver for Culligan or Deep Rock. He is a missionary in the Dominican Republic instead.
Mark 13:31 Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will never pass away.
Coming again coming again maybe morning maybe noon maybe evening and maybe soon!
Coming again coming again O what a wonderful day it will be! Jesus is coming again!
"This thread has officially gone over the verbiage cliff."
-Cliff Hanger, former runner for Dewey, Cheetum, and Howe Attorneys-at-Law.
Love the Tappet Brothers.
My favorite is the arab Elvis impersonator: Iman Al Shukup
The United States Constitution (c) 1791. All Rights Reserved.
One Nation, under GOD, with liberty for All
and justice for those who threaten Liberty
John 1:1-3 NKJV --- Luke 22:42 NKJV --Romans 3:23 NKJV, Rom 5:8 NKJV, Rom 8:28 NKJV, Rom 8:31 NKJV, Rom8:38-39 NKJV, ---Titus 1:2 NKJV - Heb 6:18 NKJV --- John 14:6 NKJV --- 1 John 5:13 NKJV --- Acts 16:29-31 NKJV ... John 6:28-29 NKJV... 1John 2:22 NKJV... Heb 10:11-13 NKJV
“Oh Look,... an Atheist........I Don't believe it....”
This is a great thread! Dr. Walker is a podiatrist and Justus Stick are a couple of names that stick in my mind....real ones unfortunately![]()
This world is not my home. I'm just passing through. If heaven's not my home, O Lord, what would I do? The angels beckon me from heaven's open door, and I can't feel at home in this world anymore."
Complete justice for us will come only "when the Lord Jesus is revealed from heaven with His mighty angels" (v. 7).
Dentist: DD Hugh Pullet
Doctor: Dr Patience B Waiting.
OBGYN: Dr Mona Whyle
RN: Fanny Sticker
The United States Constitution (c) 1791. All Rights Reserved.
One Nation, under GOD, with liberty for All
and justice for those who threaten Liberty
John 1:1-3 NKJV --- Luke 22:42 NKJV --Romans 3:23 NKJV, Rom 5:8 NKJV, Rom 8:28 NKJV, Rom 8:31 NKJV, Rom8:38-39 NKJV, ---Titus 1:2 NKJV - Heb 6:18 NKJV --- John 14:6 NKJV --- 1 John 5:13 NKJV --- Acts 16:29-31 NKJV ... John 6:28-29 NKJV... 1John 2:22 NKJV... Heb 10:11-13 NKJV
“Oh Look,... an Atheist........I Don't believe it....”
My dad always said he pitied the person whose last name was Lipschitz.
At one point, my dad saw a Dr. Butts. I don't think he was a proctologist, though.![]()
"Oir is leatsa an rioghachd, agus an cumhachd, agus a gloir, gu siorraidh, Amen." ("For Thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, forever, Amen" -- Scots Gaelic)