Order your "Heaven's Home Protection Packet" today!

[Buzzardhut]

Is your Home Protection Packet your way of salvation?

http://www.tldm.org/cgi-bin/cart32.e...rodid=51003110



Where's the holy water? Is that cement even blessed?


P15
$7.00

Jesus - "Pray and wear your sacramentals. And, also, My children, I ask you again to place a crucifix upon your door. Both front and back doors must have a crucifix. I say this to you because there will be carnage within your areas, and this will pass you by if you keep your crucifix upon your doors." (6-30-84)

Our Lord stated we must have crucifixes upon the outside of all of our outside doors. In the "Heaven's Home Protection Packet" there are instructions, four crucifixes, and a tube of special cement for wooden or metal crucifixes. Put a light coat of cement on the back of the crucifix and press it to the outside of the door.

The Blood of the Lamb...
"For the Lord will pass through striking the Egyptians: and when he shall see the blood on the transom, and on both the posts, he will pass over the door of the house, and not suffer the destroyer to come into your houses and to destroy you." (Exodus 12:23)

Saved like the passing of the lamb...
Jesus - "All who place the crucifix upon their front doors shall be saved like the passing of the lamb." (6-18-84)

[icebear]

uh-huh


glue a trinket to your door for a blessing

[Cloud Watcher]

Our Lord stated we must have crucifixes upon the outside of all of our outside doors.

Gee, I've never seen that in the bible before. Is it from the Mystical Con Artist translation?

[icebear]

how 'bout this:

http://www.tldm.org/cgi-bin/cart32.e...rodid=51001930

[Buzzardhut]

Gee, I've never seen that in the bible before. Is it from the Mystical Con Artist translation?

A mystical con artist website

[icebear]

actually, this whole page is full of a-hem...gems


http://www.tldm.org/cgi-bin/cart32.e...catid=51007120


no wonder the wiccans laugh at catholics.... can't hardly tell who has more 'power' trinkets to sell

[Cloud Watcher]

Our Lady tells us to be protected from all evil, we must wear the following sacramentals around our necks: Our Lady of the Roses medal, a rosary, a crucifix, the St. Benedict medal, the Miraculous Medal, and the scapular. We have all of these sacramentals in a packet we call "Heaven's Personal Protection Packet."

Therefore take up the whole armor of God, that you may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand.


Eph 6:14 Stand therefore, having girded your waist with truth, having put on the breastplate of righteousness,


Eph 6:15 and having shod your feet with the preparation of the gospel of peace;


Eph 6:16 above all, taking the shield of faith with which you will be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked one.


Eph 6:17 And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God;


Eph 6:18 praying always with all prayer and supplication in the Spirit, being watchful to this end with all perseverance and supplication for all the saints--





Umm, doesn't look like the same list

[Raphael]

I just ordered the Miraculous Magnetic Motoring Medal. They assured me that, once attached to my gas tank, I would get three times my usual mileage.

I don't know why everybody is poking fun - it comes with a Certificate of Authenticity signed by Eric Holder.

[Wally]

.....it comes with a Certificate of Authenticity signed by Eric Holder.

for a moment I thought you were going to say Solyndra......

[icebear]

solyndra?

[iSong6:3]

Rats, Buzz, ya done sniffed out my Christmas present to ya.

[icebear]

[Buzzardhut]

Don't be caught without your sacramentals!

[gradywhite]

where's the blanket/shaw?

[Hootmon]

Heaven's Personal Protection Packet.

More like a Liturgical Protection Racket.

[Shonsu]

On the "Introduction" page it says:

Our Lady asks that we pray the Rosary daily, wear the Brown Scapular for protection, and receive the sacraments frequently. Prayer and the sacraments are the major means of receiving grace from God.

[Raphael]

SOLYNDRA!?

Slowly I turned...step by step...


My solar-powered sacramentals glow in the dark and make excellent driveway nightlights.

[Verisimilitude]

Our Lady asks that we pray the Rosary daily, wear the Brown Scapular for protection, and receive the sacraments frequently. Prayer and the sacraments are the major means of receiving grace from God.

So a demon in the form of Mary requests people pray on pagan prayer beads daily, ignore the work of the Holy Spirit in turning our bodies into a Temple of the Holy Spirit and get our protection instead from a couple of pieces of leather sewn together with an idol like image attached and receive the sacraments, plural, daily? What, should I be baptized 2-3 times weekly?

Prayer is a major means to receive grace from the Lord, the sinners prayer in particular. Another great way to receive His grace after accepting Jesus, is to get into the Bible and know it well, so you can recognize a con when it comes along.

[Buzzardhut]

So a demon in the form of Mary requests people pray on pagan prayer beads daily, ignore the work of the Holy Spirit in turning our bodies into a Temple of the Holy Spirit and get our protection instead from a couple of pieces of leather sewn together with an idol like image attached and receive the sacraments, plural, daily?

That's how I see what they are doing.

What, should I be baptized 2-3 times weekly?

You must be baptized within their church membership and faithfully follow their weekly/daily rituals in "hopes" that God will outweigh their "good works" over their "bad works" during their angry jesus' judgment at the end of the world.

Prayer is a major means to receive grace from the Lord, the sinners prayer in particular. Another great way to receive His grace after accepting Jesus, is to get into the Bible and know it well, so you can recognize a con when it comes along.

Faith in the scriptural/historical Jesus' finished Blood Atonement is what delivers them from the works of their religion.

I realize the pagans are confused about telling the differences between belief in the historical Jesus and ancient and modern day religions but only the illumination of the Holy Spirit can open their eyes to it, otherwise they remain in confusion and unbelief.

[Raphael]

Let me live 'neath your spell
Do do that voodoo that you do so well

"You do Something to Me" - Cole Porter


That ole black magic
Has me in its spell
That ole black magic
That you weave so well

"That Ole Black Magic" - Johnny Mercer


When they told me to dance
Around that chicken head
I turned me around
And away I fled

"Chicken Head" - Raphael