senior humor

[nanny]

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.
I went to the store the other day. I was in there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a senior a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So, I called him an idiot!. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner.
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.
It's important at my age.

[icebear]

[pixelpusher]

So that's how that happens!

[gma dolittle]

Nanny,
this is a neat story.

[lilies of the field]

I think I once heard a slightly different version of this joke, in which the car in question had an Obama bumper sticker.

[IamPJ]

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.
I went to the store the other day. I was in there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a senior a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So, I called him an idiot!. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner.
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.
It's important at my age.

Too funny!!!