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"It's so hot..." Jokes
My children are zinging me with some good ones today.
It's so hot...
Birds are using potholders to pull worms out of the ground. (My favorite.)
We've realized asphalt has a liquid state.
It's hotter than a billy goat in a pepper patch.
It's hotter than two cats fighting in a wool sock.
It's hotter than a firecracker lit at both ends.
It's hotter than a $2 pistol on the Fourth of July.
Anyone have any good ones?
Do not store up for yourselves treasures on earth, where moth and rust destroy, and where thieves break in and steal. 20 But store up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where moth and rust do not destroy, and where thieves do not break in and steal. 21 For where your treasure is, there your heart will be also. ~ Matthew 6:19-21 ~
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It's so hot the Devil was in Ace Hardware buying air conditioners.
homesick
It's So Hot....... I saw a chicken lay an omelette!!
It's So Hot....... I saw a squirrel picking up nuts with pot holders!!
It's So Hot....... you can wash and dry your clothes at the same time!
It's So Hot....... I saw two trees fighting over a dog!!
It's so Hot , Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them
from laying hard-boiled eggs.
It's so hot that hot water now comes out of both taps.
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Well this answers why I'm unable to find any window units in stock.Originally Posted by IMSAVED
It's so hot the Devil was in Ace Hardware buying air conditioners.
Do not store up for yourselves treasures on earth, where moth and rust destroy, and where thieves break in and steal. 20 But store up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where moth and rust do not destroy, and where thieves do not break in and steal. 21 For where your treasure is, there your heart will be also. ~ Matthew 6:19-21 ~
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It's so hot...the potatoes are cooking underground and all you have to do is pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.
It's so hot...you can pick tomatoes off the vine already sun-dried.
It's so hot...pig farms are now ready-to-eat bacon farms.
It's so hot...the cows are giving evaporated milk.
"Cause I just wanna be with You
I just want this waiting to be over
I just want to be with You
And it helps to know the Day is getting closer
Every minute takes an hour
Every inch feels like a mile
Til I won't have to imagine
And I finally get to see You smile"
Happy I'm His
It's so hot the tin foil in the tin foil shed went up in flames.
Moist Owlet
The heavens are telling of the glory of God; And their expanse is declaring the work of His hands.
Day to day pours forth speech, And night to night reveals knowledge.
(Psa 19:1b-2)
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It's so hot, corn's a-poppin' in the field and the farmer's crop-spraying with melted butter and salt.
It's so hot, even the cats are taking to the swimming pool.
It's so hot, my back porch just spontaneously combusted.
It's so hot, even the dirt is on fire.
It's so hot, hens are hatching McNuggets.
It's so hot, apple and peach trees smell like pie.
"Oir is leatsa an rioghachd, agus an cumhachd, agus a gloir, gu siorraidh, Amen." ("For Thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, forever, Amen" -- Scots Gaelic)
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