All right, I couldn't resist.
The Chicago Citybillies
Come and listen to a
story about a man named Barak
A poor organizer, barely kept his family fed,
Then one day he was talkin to the mooooch,
And up through the teleprompter came a bubblin biography.
A story that is, black president, its all about me.
Well the first thing you know ol Barak's the President,
Kinfolk said "Barak campaign away from there"
Said "Fly over country is the place you ought to be"
So they loaded up the bus and lied throughout the country.
Little towns, that is. Bowling allies, small diners
Well now its time to say good by to Barak and all his kin.
And they would like to thank you folks fer votin the others in.
You're all invited back a gain to the Presidency
To have a heapin helpin of their hospitality
Sane men that is. Set a budget, Eat yer peas.
Y'all vote right now, y'hear?.
