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    Me thinks Gollum is plotting his revenge! They killed his Precious!!!
    Joh 14:6 λεγει αυτω ο ιησους εγω ειμι η οδος και η αληθεια και η ζωη ουδεις ερχεται προς τον πατερα ει μη δι εμου

    Joh 14:6 dicit ei Iesus ego sum via et veritas et vita nemo venit ad Patrem nisi per me

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    That's funny. My daughter just got her engagement ring so I posted this on her Facebook page and told her to hurry and throw it in before it is too late.

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    This rumor started when vulture-like nazgulls were seen circling near the summit. The real mountain is more Barad-Durable than Orodruin.

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    Some of the replies to that article are hilarious, you can see
    how many Lord of the Rings fans there are out there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Raphael View Post
    This rumor started when vulture-like nazgulls were seen circling near the summit. The real mountain is more Barad-Durable than Orodruin.
    Um, excuse me, but it's spelled Nazgul not Nazgulls. Only a true Lord of the Rings fan would know that :P
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    It was a takeoff on "seagull" (As Lady Arwen would know, thereby passing the Elvishness test).



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    Quote Originally Posted by Raphael View Post
    It was a takeoff on "seagull" (As Lady Arwen would know, thereby passing the Elvishness test).



    "Speak friend and enter"
    Ahhh...

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    Behold the true Arwen. Orcs spell it "melon".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raphael View Post
    Behold the true Arwen. Orcs spell it "melon".
    Orcane knowledge.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cheymat View Post
    Me thinks Gollum is plotting his revenge! They killed his Precious!!!
    My daughter loves Lord of the Rings.I had to send her this article.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shonsu View Post
    That's funny. My daughter just got her engagement ring so I posted this on her Facebook page and told her to hurry and throw it in before it is too late.



    Good one! Love the LOTR trilogy. Actually watching The Two Towers right now with my daughter & her bf.
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    Maybe it's all just a publicity stunt for the upcoming "Hobbit" movie, to get people back in the LOTR mood.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Musician in His house View Post
    Maybe it's all just a publicity stunt for the upcoming "Hobbit" movie, to get people back in the LOTR mood.
    I accuse you of being !!!! Ill be you!!!
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    Joh 14:6 dicit ei Iesus ego sum via et veritas et vita nemo venit ad Patrem nisi per me

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    Quote Originally Posted by readytofly8 View Post
    Good one! Love the LOTR trilogy. Actually watching The Two Towers right now with my daughter & her bf.



    Two weekends ago I watched all three extended editions back-to-back with my daughter and her fiance.

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    Easy way to heighten interest in LOTR: Publish a photo of Wormtongue peeking out of a window on the top floor of the White House.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raphael View Post
    Easy way to heighten interest in LOTR: Publish a photo of Wormtongue peeking out of a window on the top floor of the White House.
    sounds like a good one for Buzzardhut to do.

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    Here's a good one:


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    The repairs to the monument are now complete. Visitors can now order potato chips or RFID chips.

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