The Arrow Game!!

[Minori]

Every time I go to a message board that allows word games, I HAVE to start an arrow game. The arrow game is simple.

^ You say something about the person above you.

< You say something about yourself.

V You say something about the person below you.

And that's all there is so it! You can say whatever you want. It can be total nonsense! Have fun! I'll start.

^ Why, look! There is no one above me.

< Is a complete nerd, but that's okay.

v Probably eats too many waffles in the morning.

[icebear]

^ appears to like pink a lot

< had the worst time finding the arrow keys!

V next one to post is a rotten egg!

[Theresa]

^ Has a cold butt.

< Dang, what smells around here?

V Ran out of toilet paper last night!

[icebear]

^ is suffering from serious mental delusion which can only be cured by enormous servings of chocolate fudge

< is thinking that i have a candy bar hidden away somewhere


V is thinking of stealing my candy bars

[Daniel1210]

^ is living proof that people from Maine are indeed Maine-i-acs!

< has time traveled, a lot

v will make their post from the planet Tralfamadore

[icebear]

^ wears tralfamadore hats and combat boots... and grass skirts to work

< has feet that are too purdy and dainty to wear combat boots without chafing

V is a combat boot conaisseur

[twelvesmaster]

^ indeed has feet that are too purdy and dainty to wear combat boots without chafing, but they're better known as paws

< wishes somebody would cook her dinner for a change

V wants to take over the state of California and cancel Hollywood

[Anddra]

^ is one of a pair

< cannot decide whether to invade or run for office

v loves the Beach Boys (California Girls)

[run2Jesus]

^is running out of petrol
<lives in front of a keyboard
v will probably have already beat me to the punch

[Theresa]

^ Has a keyboard-grid on face from falling asleep at the computer.

< Was too slow in typing to beat run2Jesus' post.

V Is contemplating taking a road trip across town.

[run2Jesus]

^is deffinitely not a mind reader
<will finally get the hang of this
vhopefully can handle this game better than me

[icebear]

^ is not alone in computer stuck-to-it ness

< wishes her seed order has finally come in so i can start seedlings going

V is bracing for earthquakes

[mercyandgrace]

^Loves to yell "fire" at the theater so she can get a better seat
<Never discloses her age and weight
v Has an identical twin named "Filbert"

[icebear]

^ knows that philbert has more body hair
< is glad she shaved this morning so she can't be lying
V does not shave, but prefers to wax

[run2Jesus]

^she must know I just waxed the kitchen floor
<now my back is hurting
vwill have to wax her car

[icebear]

^is so thorough she even waxes her wax fruit

< does not appreciate the flavor or texture of waxed fruit, though it makes an appealing & colorful visual display

V farms and harvests wax fruit for a living

[Anddra]

^ has been eating too much wax

< prefers real fruit

v had too many prunes for breakfast

[run2Jesus]

^ has been eating too much wax

< prefers real fruit

v had too many prunes for breakfast

I wasn't talking about you Anddrai!!

And I didn't have prunes for breakfast. I had pancakes.

^you had haggis for breakfast
<I am still belching maple syrup
vyou better find your bike

[icebear]

^ got sideswiped by a scottsman smelling of haggis

< is scared to think what haggis breath smells like

V eats haggis 3 times a day if the missus would let him

[ihope]

^FUNNY
<going riding today!! (it's a spyder)
V probably having a bad hair day