^ owes me a coffee
< really has no idea of the butternut reference, just likes to giggle
V is going to prophesy about the tv guide channel
^ Giggles at everything.
< The tv guide is where I get all of my prophesy ideas.
v Isn't "remotely" interested in the tv guide.
^ WRONG! Lol... "remotely". ;;
< Probably too interested in TV guides for her own good. I love me some movies.
V Doesn't even watch movies unless they have Teletubbies.![]()
^plays with barbie and ken dolls
<don't even have TV at all.
vwants to be a movie star
^ Doesn't have a TV but spends a great deal of time staring into an empty shoebox
< Just came back from evening service
v Has an unusual fascination with earthworms and grubs
^has a kitty cat I want
<fed all those grubs and earthworms to my duck
v wants to learn how to speak Chinese
^ Is a spy working for the Chinese government.
< Likes to eat roasted duck with orange sauce.
v Has a doll collection, but won't admit it.
^ Is the singular cause for the current shortage of oranges in their region
< Has had two cups of coffee and is still sleepy
v Has a big surprise coming when they come to swipe my dolls
^ is a coffee addict
< is a coffee addict
v is beyond help
^ Oh, that's sad. ;^;
< Craving Chinese food after reading this thread.
v Doesn't eat at all due to being a robot.
^ Is considering going into business selling low-fat Chinese food
< Is depending on the next poster to change the subject
v Thinks cast iron pots are a good way to end an argument
^still has a kitty cat I need
<thinks Chinese food is the "answer" to weight problems?
vhave gotten so beyond help he/she doesn't bother to diet any more
^ Is right about the Chinese food (if you consider being too skinny to be the weight problem)
< Has put on 18 pounds since stopping the diet
v Eats like a horse
^has no idea what "eating like a horse" really means (who would really want to eat grass and oats all day long??)
<is hoping that some new wave diet will come out where you can lose weight by eating chocolate and candy all day
V is going to come up with answers that are more clever than mine!
^has an adorable baby
<has kitty cats instead
vis still looking for his bike
^ is right, i have no idea what haggis is......
<wishes the work day was over already
Vis going to say something really funny
^ needs to convert to Scottish time (it's 7 pm here)
< needs to get ready for the prayer meeting
v is drooling at the thought of cranachan for dessert