^ Owns a rare washer/dryer set -- it never eats any of his socks.
< Is considering starting a new mismatched sock business, particularly in shades of red and yellow.
V Ululates every morning at 5 am -- right on their front lawn.
^ Owns a rare washer/dryer set -- it never eats any of his socks.
< Is considering starting a new mismatched sock business, particularly in shades of red and yellow.
V Ululates every morning at 5 am -- right on their front lawn.
^ Is confusing me with the new puppy (bringing him home 2 weeks from now).
< Has a special washing cycle, only used for socks.
< Shares all their clothing with their sibling.
^ Doesn't know my sister dresses more like mom than like me
< Needs a chocolate fix NOW
V should take a 2 hour lunch today and go shopping
^ already has all their Christmas shopping done
< Would forgo shopping for a good nap
V Lost their binky, and the blankie is in the wash.![]()
For the truly faithful, no miracle is necessary.
For those who doubt, no miracle is sufficient.
--Nancy Gibbs
^ Can turn 40 winks into a snooze marathon.
< Is just now getting over a vewy bad told.
V Has much in common with the wood elves.
^ Needs a handkerchief
< Had a wooden car once - wooden body, wooden wheels, wooden engine and wooden go!
v Is getting into their disguise before going down to the woods today![]()
^ Has limited knowledge of internal-combustion engines but will sell you some neat firewood in a New York Minute
< Donning my mushroom costume -- DH will also don his (he's a Fun-Guy)
V Has a bank account that is the envy of squirrels everywhere -- just peanuts.
^ Has been eating the magic mushrooms again...
< Loves mushrooms in garlic butter... and Peanuts - great cartoon!
v Remembers Mickey mouse's First Birthday party.
^ Knows a pip of an ancient mushroom recipe from Claudius' wife.
< Who's Mickey Mouse?
V Cannot get past the fact that some poems just don't rhyme.
^ doesn't like free verse and "new" poetry
< likes (and writes) all sorts of poems
V is a literary genius
For the truly faithful, no miracle is necessary.
For those who doubt, no miracle is sufficient.
--Nancy Gibbs
^ loves McGonagall
< is a literary ignoramus
v prefers reading the 'funnies'
^ Probably is a genius in hiding.
< Yes, the funnies are funny -- but must one actually read them?
V Signs all of their letters -- "Diamond Smuggler Extraordinaire"
^ Can't remember where the treasure is hidden, and lost the map
< Thinks chocolate is REALLY a girl's best friend
V Knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop
For the truly faithful, no miracle is necessary.
For those who doubt, no miracle is sufficient.
--Nancy Gibbs
^ Is confusing me with someone who knows what a Tootsie Pop is
< Is guessing 1 lick (based upon observation of new puppy)
v Thinks new puppies are adorable (doesn't everyone?)
^ Mustn't let new puppy get a tootsie pop -- they have chocolate in them.
< Finds new puppies adorable indeed, however my three cats disagree.
v Likes to say "Shhhhhh!" in movie theatres -- even when no one is talking.
^ Yes of course puppies are adorable!
< Just moves to another seat. Doesn't go shhhhh. Avoids conflict.
v Will forgive me because i still may not get the hang of this game![]()
^ Is a quick study and plays this game very well.
< Cooked too much food for Christmas -- now must lose weight for Christmas 2009.
V Has no problem with mice -- you've eaten all the cheese.
^ doesn't realise that Brodie called dibs on the cheese...
< had too many desserts on Christmas Day, Boxing Day and again tonight when we were round at SiL's...
v was very good and just had salads...
^ Has no idea how many "cookie salads" one can make . . .
< Really need to put the Christmas decorations away
V Plans on leaving the tree up until July
For the truly faithful, no miracle is necessary.
For those who doubt, no miracle is sufficient.
--Nancy Gibbs
^ Doesn't realize that my kids are begging me to do just that this year with the Xmas Decorations
> Is wishing her eldest son could have been home for Christmas!
v is looking forward to the presidential inaguration!![]()
"About the time of the end, a body of men will be raised up who will turn their attention to the Prophecies, and insist upon their literal interpretation, in the midst of much clamor and opposition."
Sir Issac Newton 1642-1727