^Agrees?
< hopes this will do http://www.nonstick.com/sounds/Tasma...l/lttd_003.mp3
v Will tell me I'm playing this game correctly!!!![]()
^Agrees?
< hopes this will do http://www.nonstick.com/sounds/Tasma...l/lttd_003.mp3
v Will tell me I'm playing this game correctly!!!![]()
^ Can have some of my sunshine....living in South florida....I have a lot!
< It's freezin' today for me.....and it's in the 50's....
V Can handle cold weather better then I can!
Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.
^ sunshine girl
< snow man
v selky
^ Is having coffee visions -- fairies, gnomes, sprites, toad people, selkies -- you name it, he's seen it.
< Sink like a stone in water.
V Is forming an expedition to Noah's Ark. Yes, I'll go.
^ loves to travel
> hates cooking
V has adopted a Bibleless People
^ Has a pantry full of microwaveable dinners.
< Loves to cook but I admit to many spectacular disasters from experimentation.
V Is a big fan of Heckle and Jeckle.
(Now how did you know that?)
^ Has the fire department on speed dial
< Has jumper cables for his defibrillator
v Picks their nose when no one is looking.
^ Has a heart of gold.
< Will invest in a box of Kleenex tomorrow when I get paid.
V Is the oddest part of the Odd Couple.
^ Is very perceptive.
< Thinks everyone else is odd.
v Except this poster. They are just ...
.....exceptionally handsome. Thanks.
^ needs his rabies shots.
< has his rabies shots
v has fleas
^ Has had his rabies shots, but alas, it was too late.
< Makes the best coffee (((bragging)))
V Has biceps to die for.
^ Hasn't tried MY coffee yet...
< My biceps thank you for the compliment...
v Needs new spectacles...
^ Has reading glasses
< Just got new glasses
V lost a contact in the beef stew for tonight's dinner . . .
For the truly faithful, no miracle is necessary.
For those who doubt, no miracle is sufficient.
--Nancy Gibbs
^ Will be listening for that special "crunch" around the dinner table this evening.
< Am glad it's Friday (whew!)
V Has a mysterious gleem in their eye (or it could be indigestion).
^ Likes to eat fries on Friedays
< Not too hungry tonight.
v Will offer to eat my dinner for me (smoked salmon tonight)
^ Is losing weight.
< No way Jose. Hates salmon.
v Has a "secret" crush on Rapturite Sean.
^ Has no appreciation for good food
< Has no idea what/who Rapturite Sean is
V Can hardly wait for summer to come
For the truly faithful, no miracle is necessary.
For those who doubt, no miracle is sufficient.
--Nancy Gibbs
^ Will be relieved to know that Rapturite Sean does not yet have a ban wand...
< Is hoping that his vacation coincides with our short summer this year...
v Counts Rapturite Sean as a friend...
^ Should embrace the "Always on Vacation" school of thought
< Is busy unraveling the world's most twisted phone cord
V Is a dancin' -- dancin' -- dancing machine.