Lets write a step by step, how-to manual.
You can add to the previous step or write the next step.
Step 1: Gather your materials. You will need a hammer, 2 nails, 1 foot of nylon rope, 2 oranges, a cup of sugar, 5 jelly beans, and a small rodent...
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Lets write a step by step, how-to manual.
You can add to the previous step or write the next step.
Step 1: Gather your materials. You will need a hammer, 2 nails, 1 foot of nylon rope, 2 oranges, a cup of sugar, 5 jelly beans, and a small rodent...
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Next you will need a ladder, couple of shingles, glue gun, poster paper, 2 sodas, flour and salt
Step 2: Drink the sodas, you will need the empty cans.
Step 3: Make a paste using the juice from 2 oranges, flour and salt.
Step 4. Eat the jelly beans,rodent and barf it all up in a bucket of bleach
Step 5: Stir
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Step 6: Serve
They who dwell in the ends of the earth stand in awe of Your signs; You make the dawn and the sunset shout for joy.
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not sure i get the rules of this one, but here goes
step 7. Man the deck
arm yourself with mass quantities of lysol disinfectant and a high-powered pressure washer.
don't forget the rubber chicken to protect your new hairdo
step 8.get the glue gun and glue the shingles on the new dog house you are building
Step 9. Put the rubber chicken in the doghouse as a toy for the dog.
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Step 10. Get the rubber chicken back out - you forgot to tie the nylon rope around it's neck...
1 Thess 4:16-7 (KJV): For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, & with the trump of God: & the dead in Christ shall rise first.Then we which are alive & remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air: & so shall we ever be with the Lord.
Originally Posted by HisPLHRN
step11.GET A DOG
Step 12. Have dog neutered, de-ticked, washed, get it's shots and feed it.
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