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Revelation 22:17a The Spirit and Bride are now saying, "Come!" The ones who hear are now saying, "Come!" The ones who thirst are now saying, "Come!" Come LORD Jesus !
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Where does dragon milk come from?
A short legged cow
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Buzz
i think we posted within seconds of eachother.
(unfair head start... i call shenegans!)
oh, i'm on it today... sharp as a tack!
Beat me to it!
God's daughter
Nope I was first!!
And I don't even know why.................NASCAR in this forum?
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What do 'ya call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do 'ya call a guy with no arms and no legs on your porch?
Matt.
What do 'ya call a guy with no arms and no legs in the water?
Bob.
What do 'ya call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?
Russell.
What do 'ya call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall?
Art.
OK now back to my
Come soon Lord Jesus - Take us Safely Home
John 3:16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
Psalm 19:14 Let the words of my mouth, and the meditation of my heart, be acceptable in thy sight, O LORD, my strength, and my redeemer.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea!
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how do you catch a no idea?
unique up on him
(that's how it goes, right?)
What do you call a woman with one leg?
Eilene.
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What do you call a farmer who used to like farm machinery?
An ex-tractor fan.
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Two snowmen are standing in a field. One says to the other : "Funny, I smell carrots too".
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What do you call an overweight cat who just ate a duck?
A duck-filled-fatty-puss.
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Originally Posted by Anddra
What do you call an overweight cat who just ate a duck?
A duck-filled-fatty-puss.
Once upon a time there were two muffins in the microwave. Suddenly, on of the muffins says:
"Man it's hot in here!!!!"
The other muffin exclaims,
"Look a talking muffin!!!!"
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What do you call a hippy's wife?
Mississippi.
King Of Ireland
Where would you find a dog with no legs?
Exactly where you left him.
Sean: Not Perfect......Just Forgiven.
Rapture Ready- Abandon despair all ye who enter here.
Moist Owlet
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
The heavens are telling of the glory of God; And their expanse is declaring the work of His hands.
Day to day pours forth speech, And night to night reveals knowledge.
(Psa 19:1b-2)
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Where does Eileen work?
She's a waitress at IHOP.
King Of Ireland
Sean: Not Perfect......Just Forgiven.
Rapture Ready- Abandon despair all ye who enter here.
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