So one day Frank Purdue tells the Pope he's going to give the Catholic church 10 million dollars. On one condition: that he changes the Lord's prayer from, "give us this day our daily bread" to "give us this day our daily chicken" The Pope says I can't do that! Frank Purdue says well then I won't donate the money.
So the next big meeting of all the arch-bishops and the Pope himself, the Pope starts off the meeting by saying, I have good news and bad news.
The good news is that Frank Purdue has generously agreed to donate 10 million dollars to the Catholic church!
The bad news: We just lost the Strohman account!