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    Who can find a capable wife? Her value is far beyond that of pearls. Her husband trusts her from his heart, and she will prove a great asset to him. She works to bring him good, not harm, all the days of her life.

    She procures a supply of wool and flax and works with willing hands. She is like those merchant vessels, bringing her food from far away. It's still dark when she rises to give food to her household and orders to the young women serving her. She considers a field, then buys it, and from her earnings she plants a vineyard. She gathers her strength around her and throws herself into her work. She sees that her business affairs go well; her lamp stays lit at night. She puts her hands to the staff with the flax; her fingers hold the spinning rod. She reaches out to embrace the poor and opens her arms to the needy.

    When it snows, she has no fear for her household; since all of them are doubly clothed. She makes her own quilts; she is clothed in fine linen and purple. Her husband is known at the city gates when he sits with the leaders of the land. She makes linen garments and sells them; she supplies the merchants with sashes. Clothed with strength and dignity, she can laugh at the days to come.

    When she opens her mouth, she speaks wisely; on her tongue is loving instruction. She watches how things go in her house, not eating the bread of idleness. Her children arise; they make her happy; her husband too, as he praises her: "Many women have done wonderful things, but you surpass them all!" Charm can lie, beauty can vanish, but a woman who fears ADONAI should be praised. Give her a share in what she produces; let her works speak her praises at the city gates.
    (Pro 31:10-31)
    The heavens are telling of the glory of God; And their expanse is declaring the work of His hands.
    Day to day pours forth speech, And night to night reveals knowledge.
    (Psa 19:1b-2)

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    Stop talking about me behind my back.

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    Top Ten Ways To Find A Wife According To The Bible

    10. Find an attractive prisoner of war, bring her home, shave her head, trim her nails, and give her new clothes. Then she’s yours. – (Deuteronomy 21:11-13)
    9. Find a prostitute and marry her. – (Hosea 1:1-3)
    8. Find a man with seven daughters, and impress him by watering his flock.- Moses (Exodus 2:16-21)
    7. Purchase a piece of property, and get a woman as part of the deal. – Boaz (Ruth 4:5-10)
    6. Go to a party and hide. When the women come out to dance, grab one and carry her off to be your wife. – Benjaminites (Judges 21:19-25)
    5. Have God create a wife for you while you sleep.-Adam (Genesis 2:19-24)
    4. Kill any husband and take his wife. -David (2 Samuel 11)
    3. Cut 200 foreskins off of your future father-in-law’s enemies and get his daughter for a wife -David (I Samuel 18:27)
    2. Even if no one is out there, just wander around a bit and you’ll definitely find someone. -Cain (Genesis 4:16-17)
    1. Don’t be so picky. Make up for quality with quantity. – Solomon (1 Kings 11:1-3)

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    You do like to live dangerously, dont you...
    The heavens are telling of the glory of God; And their expanse is declaring the work of His hands.
    Day to day pours forth speech, And night to night reveals knowledge.
    (Psa 19:1b-2)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hootmon View Post
    You do like to live dangerously, dont you...
    I can't help myself.

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    My personal favorite is number 3. I'd like to see anyone try THAT one!

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    Quote Originally Posted by His Bride View Post
    My personal favorite is number 3. I'd like to see anyone try THAT one!

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    Quote Originally Posted by His Bride View Post
    My personal favorite is number 3. I'd like to see anyone try THAT one!
    Yeah, that one makes a dozen roses look like a booger.

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    Number 3 hurt just by reading it!

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    Sorry guys, but I just couldn't resist!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve in Austin View Post
    9. Find a prostitute and marry her. – (Hosea 1:1-3)
    Funny story about that...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dichotomy View Post
    Funny story about that...
    Oh, do... pray tell....
    (Sorry...sneaking backwards out of the men's room.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve in Austin View Post
    Yeah, that one makes a dozen roses look like a booger.
    Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah aha *inhale* hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ha.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hootmon View Post
    Who can find a capable wife? Her value is far beyond that of pearls. Her husband trusts her from his heart, and she will prove a great asset to him. She works to bring him good, not harm, all the days of her life.

    She procures a supply of wool and flax and works with willing hands. She is like those merchant vessels, bringing her food from far away. It's still dark when she rises to give food to her household and orders to the young women serving her. She considers a field, then buys it, and from her earnings she plants a vineyard. She gathers her strength around her and throws herself into her work. She sees that her business affairs go well; her lamp stays lit at night. She puts her hands to the staff with the flax; her fingers hold the spinning rod. She reaches out to embrace the poor and opens her arms to the needy.

    When it snows, she has no fear for her household; since all of them are doubly clothed. She makes her own quilts; she is clothed in fine linen and purple. Her husband is known at the city gates when he sits with the leaders of the land. She makes linen garments and sells them; she supplies the merchants with sashes. Clothed with strength and dignity, she can laugh at the days to come.

    When she opens her mouth, she speaks wisely; on her tongue is loving instruction. She watches how things go in her house, not eating the bread of idleness. Her children arise; they make her happy; her husband too, as he praises her: "Many women have done wonderful things, but you surpass them all!" Charm can lie, beauty can vanish, but a woman who fears ADONAI should be praised. Give her a share in what she produces; let her works speak her praises at the city gates.
    (Pro 31:10-31)
    The only one I personally knew died in 2004 . . . . my mother.
    The kings of the earth set themselves, and the rulers take counsel together, against the LORD, and against his anointed, Let us break their bands asunder, and cast away their cords from us.



    He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh:


    Psalms 2:2-4a

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dichotomy View Post
    Funny story about that...
    Can you PG-13 that one and share?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hootmon View Post
    Who can find a capable wife? Her value is far beyond that of pearls. Her husband trusts her from his heart, and she will prove a great asset to him. She works to bring him good, not harm, all the days of her life.

    She procures a supply of wool and flax and works with willing hands. She is like those merchant vessels, bringing her food from far away. It's still dark when she rises to give food to her household and orders to the young women serving her. She considers a field, then buys it, and from her earnings she plants a vineyard. She gathers her strength around her and throws herself into her work. She sees that her business affairs go well; her lamp stays lit at night. She puts her hands to the staff with the flax; her fingers hold the spinning rod. She reaches out to embrace the poor and opens her arms to the needy.

    When it snows, she has no fear for her household; since all of them are doubly clothed. She makes her own quilts; she is clothed in fine linen and purple. Her husband is known at the city gates when he sits with the leaders of the land. She makes linen garments and sells them; she supplies the merchants with sashes. Clothed with strength and dignity, she can laugh at the days to come.

    When she opens her mouth, she speaks wisely; on her tongue is loving instruction. She watches how things go in her house, not eating the bread of idleness. Her children arise; they make her happy; her husband too, as he praises her: "Many women have done wonderful things, but you surpass them all!" Charm can lie, beauty can vanish, but a woman who fears ADONAI should be praised. Give her a share in what she produces; let her works speak her praises at the city gates.
    (Pro 31:10-31)
    I pray that I would be that woman.

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    Quote Originally Posted by His Bride View Post
    My personal favorite is number 3. I'd like to see anyone try THAT one!
    Matthew 19:12 (King James Version)
    For there are some eunuchs...which were made eunuchs of men...

    "I do not seek to understand that I may believe, but I believe that I may understand: for this I also believe, that unless I believe I will not understand." --Anselm of Canterbury

    Hebrews 12:3-4
    For consider Him who endured such hostility from sinners against Himself, lest you become weary and discouraged in your souls. You have not yet resisted to bloodshed, striving against sin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fracturedInfinity View Post
    Matthew 19:12 (King James Version)
    For there are some eunuchs...which were made eunuchs of men...

    Oh yeah, this is the men's forum alright!

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    *crickets*

    EDIT: Just read the thread. You guys are weirding me out here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Amber Lynne View Post
    Can you PG-13 that one and share?
    Perhaps another time. There's nothing to tame down. It's not as scandalous as you might think

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