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    Default Watch out for this youth pastor

    Yikes. Look out parents. Scary!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Too funny.

    Last edited by Buzzardhut; June 20th, 2009 at 06:50 AM.

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    this has got to be a joke.
    One of my favorite bible verses:

    John 14
    2In my Father's house are many mansions: if it were not so, I would have told you. I go to prepare a place for you.

    3And if I go and prepare a place for you, I will come again, and receive you unto myself; that where I am, there ye may be also.

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    Quote Originally Posted by becauseGodsaidit. View Post
    this has got to be a joke.
    I certainly hope so!!!! Or the church is in bigger trouble than I thought!

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    Quote Originally Posted by His Bride View Post
    I certainly hope so!!!! Or the church is in bigger trouble than I thought!

    Your right about that!
    One of my favorite bible verses:

    John 14
    2In my Father's house are many mansions: if it were not so, I would have told you. I go to prepare a place for you.

    3And if I go and prepare a place for you, I will come again, and receive you unto myself; that where I am, there ye may be also.

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    so is this a joke or what?

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    Its satire.

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    Quote Originally Posted by becauseGodsaidit. View Post
    this has got to be a joke.
    Of course, it is a joke. It's dripping with sarcasm.

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    Quote Originally Posted by heart_changed99 View Post
    Its satire.
    I sure hope so!

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    This is what is in the info about this movie:

    Funny video of what a youth pastor shouldn't be. I do not own copyrights for this video, see link below. Shot by Taylor Robinson and George Wiley, with video post by Jason Poole and audio by Eric Chapman and Nate Dregger. The role of Ignatius is played by Josh Keefer. Written and directed by Travis Hawkins. watch at http://www.vimeo.com/1713668

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    I saw this video before. It was funny although I'm
    confused as to what the satire is about?

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    Quote Originally Posted by giest075 View Post
    I saw this video before. It was funny although I'm
    confused as to what the satire is about?
    It's a satire about the emergent church youth pastors. There are some pretty bizarre ones out there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by His Bride View Post
    It's a satire about the emergent church youth pastors. There are some pretty bizarre ones out there.
    Oh.

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    "Our ministry is called Flame. It's based on some verse in the bible about fire."


    now that is funny
    (KJV) Revelation 3:5 He who overcomes shall be clothed in white garments, and I will not blot out his name from the Book of Life; but I will confess his name before My Father and before His angels.
    (Y.B.I.C) Julian,
    aka,Jman

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    "The bible says we are to judge a teacher by his fruit; it doesn't say what to do if the teacher is a fruit!"


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    The pilates latte was hilarious!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Musclecar1975 View Post
    "The bible says we are to judge a teacher by his fruit; it doesn't say what to do if the teacher is a fruit!"

    I burst out laughing just now, Musclecar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Funny!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by His Bride View Post
    I burst out laughing just now, Musclecar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Funny!!!!
    Thank you for posting this. There are so many funny (i.e. flat out Unbiblical) things said throughout this video you just have to laugh.

    Ignatius: "Our ministry is called Flame and it's based on some verse in the Bible..."

    Ignatius: "I want everyone to bow your eyes and close your heads..."

    There are just too many to mention.

    Thanks for sharing. My 11 year-old daughter thought it was a hoot too.

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    I forgot that one...."bow your eyes and close your heads"!

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    My personal favorite is, "We want our kids burning at the stake."

    and "God wants to raise up a generation of flamers." There were many things that made me laugh.

    Its funny in the video, but not the reality that there are actually teachers leading our kids down this path.

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